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re: WORLD CUP: Star's sex therapist wife urges team to masturbate

Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:01 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39115 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

She believes soccer stars who toss one off will be more chilled out


They would be ice cold if she would use her head.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56030 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:03 pm to
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Had two wet dreams. They were great.


I laughed!
Posted by Tom Thumb
Member since Sep 2017
1184 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:06 pm to
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 11:46 am
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56030 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

And wet dreams are the absolute worst. Waking up to that mess is fricking horrible


sounds like you just need to sleep with a condom on!
Posted by Tom Thumb
Member since Sep 2017
1184 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:09 pm to
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 11:46 am
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44849 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:10 pm to
Portugal is the 1990s Braves or Richt UGA teams of international soccer. Beyond loaded teams that will grossly underachieve. In the last 4 World Cups (ETA: 2002 and 2014), USA has been in their group twice and advanced while they've missed the knockout round despite Portugal having a gross talent advantage.
This post was edited on 6/14/18 at 11:11 pm
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20499 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 1:41 am to
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This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 8:52 am
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 1:58 am to
They should do it in a circle for team building
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 2:16 am to
quote:

And wet dreams are the absolute worst. Waking up to that mess is fricking horrible.


Damn son, I feel bad for you when you finally get your lil bird into some actual pussy. Nah, I feel bad for the girl.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 2:29 am to
No fap is definitely the way to go. I can’t explain it but the benefits are amazing.
Posted by engvol
england
Member since Sep 2009
5055 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 4:54 am to
quote:

Beyond loaded teams that will grossly underachieve


Good thing they won the European Championships last year then
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:08 am to
her pic makes me want to fap
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:22 am to
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She added: “Nothing positive can come from abstinence

That’s retarded

Also, she looks like a McPoyle
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 7:24 am
Posted by Tdot_RiverDawg
Member since May 2015
1701 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:26 am to
Posted by Red5LSU
Knoxville
Member since Aug 2011
494 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Maybe she could make one of those “jerk off encouragement videos”.

A friend of mine told me those existed. I have never watched one.


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52996 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 7:43 am to
And don’t be banging each other like they usually do
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