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Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12427 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:28 pm to
This is like the run and shoot offense, only backwards.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
2924 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:31 pm to
He’s was just trying to get a jerk at work
Posted by HurricaneTiger
Coral Gables, FL
Member since Jan 2014
3028 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:43 pm to
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What kind of guy is afraid of another guy with a dick in one hand and an empty fist on the other?

Maybe he’s afraid of the dude putting his dick all over him. I mean, I definitely wouldn’t be excited to frick with a guy with a dick in his hand. Especially since no one would believe you afterward.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:46 pm to
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Black Ejaculate Matters


That’s what she (your mom) said
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82030 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:51 pm to
Well, did he fire back?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30574 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:17 pm to
How do you completely ignore how short the dude is in the article? Worthless reporters
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33961 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:47 pm to
This thread would be better if arse wrote up a different headline
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:50 pm to
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allegedly masturbating in an office and forcing a co-worker to watch.


Is there something wrong with this?
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:51 pm to
Tulane talking in 3rd person makes complete sense now.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80229 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 2:58 pm to
The lawyer who filed the suit



Also a catchy jingle LINK
This post was edited on 9/21/20 at 3:00 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79120 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 3:01 pm to
What kind of sick world do we live in where a self-respecting skrong black man can't masturbate in public anymore?
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15759 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 3:21 pm to
I’m surprised the officers fired their weapon with a child in the car
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20117 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 3:44 pm to
Damn. He studied law while he was in the UFC? Impressive
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15226 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 4:07 pm to
How do you "force" someone to watch you wank? The guy's one-handed...
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65708 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 4:11 pm to
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Aples told him, “Don’t (expletive) do anything,” court records state. The employee hung up, fearing Aples would attack him if he didn’t. Meanwhile, Aples continued masturbating and fled upon finishing the act


You have to admire his stickytoitiveness.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11293 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 4:12 pm to
is Gravy gonna be marching for this?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56030 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 4:24 pm to
He wanted another dude to watch him masturbate? That’s fricked up....
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 5:01 pm to
Attempted premature assassination
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 5:09 pm to
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God damn. This dude isn't even 3'9".



poor little fricker has to entertain himself because he can't get on carnival rides
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