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Work Bathroom Best Practices/Etiquette
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:32 pm
Scenario 1 (asking for a friend): You're in the stall representing, and it's one of your more potent creations. You are the only one in the bathroom, you've finished, wiped and ready to rise from near death. Someone walks in and is using a urinal. What do you do?
a) Take the time to find a condom
b) Wait until they leave before you come out of the tomb
c) Rise from the stall with your head held high, so they can see who's creation has delightfully scented the bathroom.
a) Take the time to find a condom
b) Wait until they leave before you come out of the tomb
c) Rise from the stall with your head held high, so they can see who's creation has delightfully scented the bathroom.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:33 pm to Kracka
It’s a dick move to not courtesy flush in a work bathroom imo
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:33 pm to Kracka
quote:
c) Rise from the stall with your head held high, so they can see who's creation has delightfully scented the bathroom.
I ain't no bitch.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:33 pm to Kracka
Are you ok?
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:34 pm to Kracka
Obviously C
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:37 pm to Kracka
There are many, many reasons why I am thankful to have worked remotely for the last 20 years.. But not having to share bathroom space with trashy coworkers has to rank near the very top of the list .
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:38 pm to BayouBandit24
quote:
It’s a dick move to not courtesy flush in a work bathroom imo
I agree, but once the leak starts, you can't put the release back in......
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:39 pm to Kracka
quote:
a) Take the time to find a condom
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:40 pm to Kracka
My work has an unwritten rule to leave if someone else is in the bathroom.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:41 pm to Kracka
d) Walk out and say "damn, I didn't know who was in there before me, but my eyes are burning."
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:41 pm to Kracka
quote:
Scenario 1 (asking for a friend): You're in the stall representing, and it's one of your more potent creations. You are the only one in the bathroom, you've finished, wiped and ready to rise from near death. Someone walks in and is using a urinal. What do you do?
quote:
a) Take the time to find a condom
In this scenario, what exactly are you planning to do that calls for a condom?
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:42 pm to SallysHuman
Digital Underground - Freaks of the Industry
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:43 pm to Kracka
D) Ask the OT and wait for a response I like
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:49 pm to dyslexiateechur
quote:
My work has an unwritten rule to leave if someone else is in the bathroom.
I wish this was respected here. 2nd floor office and the bathrooms air vents went out and there's at least more than 1 person who will come and sit in the second stall in that dead quiet arse room even if youre already in a stall.
If you gotta piss than that's one thing but youre gonna come in and make me listen to you shite? Every audible detail? And you wear a collared shirt to work???
Thats savagery.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:50 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:Maybe stretch it over his head.
quote:
a) Take the time to find a condom
In this scenario, what exactly are you planning to do that calls for a condom?
(was stinky)
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:53 pm to PensaTigers
quote:
2nd floor office and the bathrooms air vents went out and there's at least more than 1 person who will come and sit in the second stall in that dead quiet arse room even if youre already in a stall.
If you gotta piss than that's one thing but youre gonna come in and make me listen to you shite? Every audible detail? And you wear a collared shirt to work???
Thats savagery.
Dude this destroyed me. I am DEADThis post was edited on 9/23/26 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 9/23/26 at 12:56 pm to PensaTigers
quote:Why haven't you finished by now.
and make me listen to you shite?
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:09 pm to awestruck
Hey man, sometimes its more of a carpet bomb than an atomic bomb. Takes time. Now the guys who sit in there over 10+ minutes piss me off though. Got guys downstairs who hide in stalls for half an hour multiple times a day.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:13 pm to Kracka
d) hold it until I get homefield advantage
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:13 pm to Kracka
I never shat in my own neighborhood at work for this very reason. But I always worked in a large enough building to take a walk to a different floor where no one would recognize my shoes under the stall.
Even when I advanced to a position that provided my own private bathroom connected to my office I still took a walk, except when working on weekends when I knew I was the only one there.
Even when I advanced to a position that provided my own private bathroom connected to my office I still took a walk, except when working on weekends when I knew I was the only one there.
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