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re: Work Bathroom Best Practices/Etiquette
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:14 pm to Kracka
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:14 pm to Kracka
Our bathrooms have scent sniffers built in. When it hits a certain level it triggers a spinning warning light outside the door like the old Blue Light Special lights at Kmart. Except it’s red.
I want it upgraded to make announcements based on facial recognition “Larry in stall 2 has triggered our emergency warning system. Enter at your own risk”
I want it upgraded to make announcements based on facial recognition “Larry in stall 2 has triggered our emergency warning system. Enter at your own risk”
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:15 pm to Kracka
As you’re walking out: “That’s weird; I don’t remember eating corn.”
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:29 pm to BayouBandit24
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It’s a dick move to not courtesy flush in a work bathroom imo
You should be working that flusher like a jockey in the homestretch of the Kentucky Derby.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:36 pm to Gator5220
ill never forget my first real job was a cubical job and id walk down the hall and the shitter was no lie, about 5 feet from the hottest girls desk.
She would also smile and make small talk with me, but I was like clockwork at 3pm every day and couldn't leave. It was the only bathroom in the building.
After a week or two I just gave up and did the walk of shame and put my head down when I left.
She would also smile and make small talk with me, but I was like clockwork at 3pm every day and couldn't leave. It was the only bathroom in the building.
After a week or two I just gave up and did the walk of shame and put my head down when I left.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:48 pm to Kracka
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b) Wait until they leave before you come out of the tomb
i usually do this, not because of the shame of the shat.....but, i'm usually polishing one off while having some me time.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 1:53 pm to Kracka
My scenario is a one hole Mens bathroom and a separate one hole Womens bathroom.
I’ve had the same office for over 25 years, not near the bathrooms.
I’ve probably taken less than 20 dumps there, I can’t imagine shitting on the man’s time, “in front” of coworkers.
Too personal.
I can generally control my pooper making system.
I’ve had the same office for over 25 years, not near the bathrooms.
I’ve probably taken less than 20 dumps there, I can’t imagine shitting on the man’s time, “in front” of coworkers.
Too personal.
I can generally control my pooper making system.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:36 pm to Kracka
Just make sure you stop at the sink and soap dispenser on the way out.
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:41 pm to Kracka
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c) Rise from the stall with your head held high, so they can see who's creation has delightfully scented the bathroom.
Always this one, i essentially get paid to poop and im always proud of the work that i do
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:52 pm to Kracka
Wait , ya'll have a work bathroom ?
If we are lucky we will have a porta potty.
Most of the time I go piss behind some trees.
I also will dump in a clump of bushes.
I hate porta potties.
If we are lucky we will have a porta potty.
Most of the time I go piss behind some trees.
I also will dump in a clump of bushes.
I hate porta potties.
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