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Woman who married ghost complains he ruined their honeymoon
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:21 am
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:21 am
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Singer, 38, who claims she married ghost of Victorian soldier complains he RUINED their Welsh honeymoon by drinking too much and trying to get frisky on the beach.
Singer Brocarde, 38, accused her non-corporeal beau of never picking up the tab - because he 'obviously doesn't have a bank card' - and trying to get frisky on the beach with her.
The performer from Oxfordshire, who insists she's in love with the ghost of a Victorian soldier named Ewardo, also accused him of drinking too much alcohol.
The newlywed also revealed that Edwardo 'suggested ordering 12 bottles of the best champagne to the room' when they made it to the hotel, knowing full well that the bill would fall on her.
Singer, 38, who claims she married ghost of Victorian soldier complains he RUINED their Welsh honeymoon by drinking too much and trying to get frisky on the beach.
Singer Brocarde, 38, accused her non-corporeal beau of never picking up the tab - because he 'obviously doesn't have a bank card' - and trying to get frisky on the beach with her.
The performer from Oxfordshire, who insists she's in love with the ghost of a Victorian soldier named Ewardo, also accused him of drinking too much alcohol.
The newlywed also revealed that Edwardo 'suggested ordering 12 bottles of the best champagne to the room' when they made it to the hotel, knowing full well that the bill would fall on her.
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Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:22 am to texasmason
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:22 am to texasmason
Are we sure SHE isn't the ghost?
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:23 am to texasmason
The image of mental illness
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:24 am to texasmason
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Edwardo 'suggested ordering 12 bottles of the best champagne to the room'
Ewardo likes his spirits
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:24 am to texasmason
To build a lie this elaborate, doesn't she need to claim to be from Thibodaux, be a trashy drug addict, and be raising some ditchpig's twins?
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:24 am to Tshiz
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:25 am to texasmason
I'm sure it was the ghost who left the toilet seat up, wrecked the car, burned the toast and run off every friend she ever had.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:26 am to Tshiz
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The image of mental illness
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Woman who married ghost
Maybe she has Caspergers...
This post was edited on 12/7/22 at 10:27 am
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:26 am to texasmason
So she ordered 12 bottles of champagne and she doesn't want to pay for them. We've all been there.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:26 am to LSUGrad9295
Guilty
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:26 am to texasmason
Every morning I awoke
And I see my little ghost
Wonderin' if it's really her that's lying there
I lean to touch her, and I whisper
But not brave enough to kiss her
When I held her, I was really holding air
Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the Lord above
Though I try my best to keep it
There really was no secret
Must have looked like I was dancing with the wall
No one else could see this apparition
But because of my condition
I fell in love with a little ghost, and that was all
And I see my little ghost
Wonderin' if it's really her that's lying there
I lean to touch her, and I whisper
But not brave enough to kiss her
When I held her, I was really holding air
Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the Lord above
Though I try my best to keep it
There really was no secret
Must have looked like I was dancing with the wall
No one else could see this apparition
But because of my condition
I fell in love with a little ghost, and that was all
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:27 am to texasmason
Ewardo better file for an annulment.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:27 am to texasmason
quote:
Singer Brocarde, 38, accused her non-corporeal beau of never picking up the tab - because he 'obviously doesn't have a bank card'
Obviously
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:28 am to 777Tiger
quote:
Ewardo likes his spirits
Extra pale ale
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:32 am to texasmason
Seal, Gnarls Barkley, Newsboys and even Guns N' Roses recorded songs about this woman.
This post was edited on 12/7/22 at 10:33 am
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:33 am to texasmason
I bet he shoots blanks too.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:42 am to Ace Midnight
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Newsboys
Song title?
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:45 am to texasmason
ghost tried to lie but, she could see right through him
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:48 am to MorbidTheClown
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ghost tried to lie but, she could see right through him
that honeymoon will haunt her forever
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