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re: Woman who married ghost complains he ruined their honeymoon

Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:48 am to
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18523 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:48 am to
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and trying to get frisky on the beach with her.


Good grief, it was their honeymoon. What a frigid bitch.

Ewardo needs to run away fast.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65836 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:49 am to
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The newlywed also revealed that Edwardo 'suggested ordering 12 bottles of the best champagne to the room' when they made it to the hotel, knowing full well that the bill would fall on her.


People will come up with literally any excuse not to pay their tab.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39267 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:51 am to
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Singer Brocarde, 38, accused her non-corporeal beau of never picking up the tab - because he 'obviously doesn't have a bank card' - and trying to get frisky on the beach with her. The performer from Oxfordshire, who insists she's in love with the ghost of a Victorian soldier named Ewardo, also accused him of drinking too much alcohol.

Sure. frick it. Why not?

Planet killing asteroid get here soon plz.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95643 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:53 am to
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Song title?



Seriously?

Those songs were all titled "Crazy", except the GNR was "You're Crazy".
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134644 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:54 am to
I’d tell her I was a ghost and put some ectoplasm on her face
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92263 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:55 am to
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Those songs were all titled "Crazy",


Willie Nelson even got in on that, bitch is cray cray!
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16208 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:57 am to
Rumor has it she has an ace up her sleeve as a character witness when it comes to the impending divorce case.

The Ghost That Never Lies

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95643 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 10:58 am to
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Willie Nelson even got in on that, bitch is cray cray!



True - that was my first thought, but figured these kids are not "hip", "dope" or "down" about the Patsy Cline classic.

Plus, I always reserved that for my MIL (RIP). "You know, Willie Nelson wrote a song about you?"

Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4303 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 11:01 am to
Ghosted on her honeymoon. That's Tuff
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26054 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 11:12 am to
quest for publicity and it is working like a charm
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 11:39 am to
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Woman who married ghost complains he ruined their honeymoon


Sounds like she stepped right into the typical married woman role.

Complain.

If she insists that she is serious, I suggest she make a legal complaint and require that he appear in court.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 12/7/22 at 12:03 pm to
Imagine spending 4 years in college, graduating with a degree in Journalism, only to work for the Daily Mail and get put on this assignment.

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