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Woke up in the middle of the night to a loud bang
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:38 pm
I had a hard time falling asleep last night after watching Yellowstone and I don't know what woke me up, but I woke up about an hour ago and got out off my couch and bumped into something in my condo near my bedroom and bathroom. I was still awake, so it took me a few seconds to figure out what was going on. A pack of racoons wandered into our house or thought it had happened before. I asked myself what the hell they was doing in my condo, and they froze and ofc animals cant talk.
Of course my 7 year old daughter and 5 year old son wanders in what was going on. I told her that someone made a mistake and entered the wrong place. At this point my adrenaline levels are rising, but I had to calm them down and get them to fall asleep again.
To make matters worse, these critters stole off with my pot brownies and christmas cookies. How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR? I have a funny feeling my daughter had been feeding them

Of course my 7 year old daughter and 5 year old son wanders in what was going on. I told her that someone made a mistake and entered the wrong place. At this point my adrenaline levels are rising, but I had to calm them down and get them to fall asleep again.
To make matters worse, these critters stole off with my pot brownies and christmas cookies. How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR? I have a funny feeling my daughter had been feeding them
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:40 pm to Stoner Claus
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these critters stole off with my pot brownies and christmas cookies
Not before you had a good munch right?
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:41 pm to Stoner Claus
You’ve come to the right place.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:41 pm to Stoner Claus
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pot brownies
quote:name checks out
by Stoner Claus
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:44 pm to Stoner Claus
The most disturbing part of this story is that you’re already making Christmas cookies.
What kind of psycho are you?
What kind of psycho are you?
Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:55 pm to Stoner Claus
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I don't know what woke me up
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Woke up in the middle of the night to a loud bang
And you let coons in your house. How many fricking pots did you smoke today?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 12:01 am to Stoner Claus
We used to feed one that came by my house. That sumbitch got fat. Wonder where she's at now?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 12:12 am to Stoner Claus
I don’t like daylight savings time anymore than you do but 10:30 isn’t the middle of the night.
Creative post though. Check the drawers in your kids room they may be residents.
Creative post though. Check the drawers in your kids room they may be residents.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 2:16 am to Stoner Claus
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How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR?
Well when raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma would just chase 'em off with a broom.
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 2:17 am
Posted on 11/18/21 at 2:54 am to Stoner Claus
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 3:02 am
Posted on 11/18/21 at 3:38 am to Stoner Claus
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A pack of racoons wandered into our house
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How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR?
Close the door?
Posted on 11/18/21 at 4:22 am to Stoner Claus
If the intruders could get to your pot, then your kids could get to your pot. You aren't a very good father.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 4:24 am to Stoner Claus
Your Mom can be a loud bang…so there’s that possibility.
Posted on 11/18/21 at 4:35 am to Stoner Claus
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Woke up in the middle of the night to a loud bang
That’s what she said.
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