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Woke up in the middle of the night to a loud bang

Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:38 pm
Posted by Stoner Claus
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:38 pm
I had a hard time falling asleep last night after watching Yellowstone and I don't know what woke me up, but I woke up about an hour ago and got out off my couch and bumped into something in my condo near my bedroom and bathroom. I was still awake, so it took me a few seconds to figure out what was going on. A pack of racoons wandered into our house or thought it had happened before. I asked myself what the hell they was doing in my condo, and they froze and ofc animals cant talk.


Of course my 7 year old daughter and 5 year old son wanders in what was going on. I told her that someone made a mistake and entered the wrong place. At this point my adrenaline levels are rising, but I had to calm them down and get them to fall asleep again.

To make matters worse, these critters stole off with my pot brownies and christmas cookies. How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR? I have a funny feeling my daughter had been feeding them
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:39 pm to
Three bans
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:40 pm to
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these critters stole off with my pot brownies and christmas cookies

Not before you had a good munch right?
Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:41 pm to
You’ve come to the right place.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:41 pm to
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pot brownies

quote:

by Stoner Claus
name checks out
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:43 pm to
best 3rd post ever
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:44 pm to
The most disturbing part of this story is that you’re already making Christmas cookies.

What kind of psycho are you?
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 11:55 pm to
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I don't know what woke me up


quote:

Woke up in the middle of the night to a loud bang


And you let coons in your house. How many fricking pots did you smoke today?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 12:01 am to
We used to feed one that came by my house. That sumbitch got fat. Wonder where she's at now?
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 12:11 am to
Username checks out
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 12:12 am to
I don’t like daylight savings time anymore than you do but 10:30 isn’t the middle of the night.

Creative post though. Check the drawers in your kids room they may be residents.
Posted by fightin tigers
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 2:16 am to
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How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR?


Well when raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma would just chase 'em off with a broom.
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 2:17 am
Posted by dyslexic
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 2:54 am to
This post was edited on 11/18/21 at 3:02 am
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 3:02 am to
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Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 3:38 am to
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A pack of racoons wandered into our house


quote:

How do you get rid of these dang critters in BR?


Close the door?

Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10789 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 4:22 am to
If the intruders could get to your pot, then your kids could get to your pot. You aren't a very good father.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 4:24 am to
Your Mom can be a loud bang…so there’s that possibility.
Posted by Dawgholio
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Posted by 225bred
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Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 11/18/21 at 4:35 am to
quote:

Woke up in the middle of the night to a loud bang


That’s what she said.
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