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re: Wives, Holidays, and BJ's

Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30502 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:48 pm to
Ask him when he gets to poke her brown eye - On Halloween ?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:48 pm to
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So you fell for that trick on your wedding day too?


Mrs Cove is far, far better than any of These Skanks. I wouldn't ask her to do that. She's the mother of my children. You do the really unspeakable shite to your side piece.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 2:49 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151584 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:50 pm to
fricking chumps

And if they leave these skeezers, they lose half their shite... How are men buying into such shitty arrangements?
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:51 pm to
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is far, far better than any of These Skanks.


I thought that was what was so endearing about us here.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:52 pm to
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I thought that was what was so endearing about us here.


Doesn't mean y'all aren't still trashy. If you weren't trashy, we would have married you in the first place.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:53 pm to
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Wives, Holidays, and BJ's


I try to celebrate New Years, Mardi Gras, MLK day, Valentine Day, Steak & BJ day, St. Patricks Day, April Fools, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Election Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving & Christmas if you know what I mean.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 2:55 pm
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:53 pm to
arse
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52640 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:54 pm to
Them referring to their wives as their "old lady" might contribute to their problem.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:55 pm to
I just tell my wife I'm having trouble going to sleep and she knows what that means. Sometimes she just gets tired of me tossing and turning and I don't even have to ask.
Posted by Meat Newtons
Bon Secour Al
Member since Nov 2015
426 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:56 pm to
It's a scientifically known fact, that 5th year anniversary gifts, give women lockjaw.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9346 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:56 pm to
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i have been married coming up on 19 years. I get blowjobs if I want them, but I prefer sex.

So you just drop trou and stick?? I like to smash as much as the next guy but a good blowjob gets it started right and gets my dick harder than a skillet handle.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:56 pm to
My wife must be a hoe
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48880 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:56 pm to
Who doesn't get one erry time they getting laid?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:57 pm to
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I try to celebrate New Years, Mardi Gras, MLK day, Valentine Day, Steak & BJ day, St. Patricks Day, April Fools, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Election Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving & Christmas if you know what I mean.



You're missing out on Presidents' Day, Veterans' Day, Arbor Day, Nat'l Bring Your Pet to Work Day and Boxing Day (where we all act a little Canadian.)
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:57 pm to
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So you just drop trou and stick?? I like to smash as much as the next guy but a good blowjob gets it started right and gets my dick harder than a skillet handle.


oh, well I get a blowjob almost everytime we have sex if that is the criteria. Lips on my dick at some point is 75% of the time we have sex. blowjob to orgasm happens maybe once every month.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:01 pm to
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Who doesn't get one erry time they getting laid?


I think of it as foreplay.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138856 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:03 pm to
My bday is in 5 days....
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12211 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:03 pm to
Don't forget about National Potato Week.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9346 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:03 pm to
That's what shocked me. They don't get lips on their dick but once, maybe twice a year.
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:05 pm to
Must suck to be that guy...
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