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re: Wives, Holidays, and BJ's
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:31 pm to JohnnyKilroy
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:31 pm to JohnnyKilroy
I think at times it's a control thing. Hope it works out for you.
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:36 pm to jmcs68
Subs enjoy being told to give them too
Just saying
Just saying
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:39 pm to Rouge
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Subs enjoy being told to give them too
It's really hard to find a good contractor these days.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:41 pm to HogBalls
Is it weird I've never ejaculated during a BJ?
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:42 pm to Pectus
It feels rude.
Don't blame you.
Don't blame you.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:43 pm to Pectus
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Is it weird I've never ejaculated during a BJ?
They're talking about receiving, not giving.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:43 pm to jmcs68
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Men are so gullible
And women are stupid if they think we can't hide assets and get pussy on the side.
Thankfully, my ol lady isn't an ice queen.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:56 pm to HogBalls
Sounds like the OP really loves giving blowjobs and can't understand how these women only do it 1-2 times per year
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:57 pm to TidenUP
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I get BJs from the missus all the time, not just holidays. I did get one last night, complete with her swallowing. Love that woman!
And she's a redhead
Putting a wig on your fleshlight is pretty weird
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:00 pm to HogBalls
Wow....and I thought Ebeneezer was stingy!
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:02 pm to putt1058
Fortunately I don't have that problem. A couple of beers or a glass of wine or two and my wife turns to Linda Lovelace.
ETA: What the hell is TMJ?
ETA: What the hell is TMJ?
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:06 pm to MontyFranklyn
Glad I don't have that problem.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:10 pm to CadesCove
Cinco de mayo, flag day, chinese new year, ramadan, kwanza,...
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:12 pm to Pectus
You haven't had the right chic sucking it yet baw.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:13 pm to HogBalls
Highly contagious female cotton mouth transmitted through wedding dresses.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:17 pm to HogBalls
Every guy thinks his girl is the one who likes giving BJ's, so he marries her...
Posted on 12/23/15 at 4:27 pm to HogBalls
Sometimes you gotta jumpstart those jaws with reciprocation. If that doesn't work then sell the cow. You can get milk more than twice a year without buying the cow.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:31 pm to shutterspeed
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This is little known outside of married couples, but the wedding officials take you aside just after the nuptials and explain how this dirty little secret works.
Over 2 years in, this isn't how's it gone in my marriage. I'm sure when we have children it will be though
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:34 pm to jchamil
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This is my exact scenario since marriage. It is almost always involved in foreplay, but it's only the main act during period time of the month.
You sound like a good Catholic boy.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:40 pm to sleepytime
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s. Sometimes she just gets tired of me tossing and turning and I don't even have to ask.
One of the underrated aspects of marriage is hearing the exasperated phrase "do you just want to have sex" after initially being rejected due to being "too tired." The key is going about this for 30 or so mins and making sure you kick/bump her a few times.
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