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Wives, Holidays, and BJ's
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:37 pm
Asked this baw at work today what his ol lady was getting him for Christmas? He says he didn't care as long as he gets his yearly Christmas blowjob. I thought I misunderstood so I asked again and he only gets blown during Christmas! Then this other baw listening says he only gets a blowjob on Christmas and his birthday!!! Is this kind of shite normal?? One has been married 15 years and the other 19. I wanted to ask how they could have ever fell in love but I was embarrassed/in shock and just shut my trap. Still laughing over the thought of this shite.
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:38 pm to HogBalls
Dat ole baw is either lying or dumb.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:39 pm to HogBalls
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wanted to ask how they could have ever fell in love but I was embarrassed/in shock and just shut my trap. Still laughing over the thought of this shite.
They fell of the oldest trick in the book.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:39 pm to HogBalls
Heartwarming Christmas tale, ole friend. My gratitude for you generosity.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:39 pm to HogBalls
married w/kids = lucky to get blown any time of the year.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:39 pm to HogBalls
Might be normal for him. And if it is, I feel bad for the old boy.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:40 pm to HogBalls
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I wanted to ask how they could have ever fell in love
When they fell in love they were probably getting plenty of BJs.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:40 pm to GeauxldnGurl
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When they fell in love they were probably getting plenty of BJs.
Men are so gullible
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:41 pm to HogBalls
It's true. This is little known outside of married couples, but the wedding officials take you aside just after the nuptials and explain how this dirty little secret works.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:41 pm to HogBalls
When they said, "you'll put your eye out, kid," she took it to heart.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:41 pm to HogBalls
I get BJs from the missus all the time, not just holidays. I did get one last night, complete with her swallowing. Love that woman!
And she's a redhead
And she's a redhead
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:42 pm to jmcs68
As the old joke says
Why is the bride smiling as she walks down the aisle?
She's given her last blowjob
Why is the bride smiling as she walks down the aisle?
She's given her last blowjob
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:42 pm to jmcs68
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Men are so gullible
Wives are too if they think they're the only gals with a mouth.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:43 pm to Geauxld Finger
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She's given her last blowjob
Sad but true.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:43 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:44 pm to CadesCove
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Wives are too if they think they're the only gals with a mouth.
Yeah stupid whores throw a monkey wrench in that plan.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:45 pm to HogBalls
i have been married coming up on 19 years. I get blowjobs if I want them, but I prefer sex.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:46 pm to jmcs68
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stupid whores
Big fan here. When used correctly, they can level the playing field considerably.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:47 pm to HogBalls
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I thought I misunderstood so I asked again and he only gets blown during Christmas! Then this other baw listening says he only gets a blowjob on Christmas and his birthday!!! Is this kind of shite normal?? One has been married 15 years and the other 19.
What do you think whores and mistresses are for??????
Posted on 12/23/15 at 2:47 pm to CadesCove
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Big fan here.
So you fell for that trick on your wedding day too?
Nice edit.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 2:48 pm
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