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re: Wives, Holidays, and BJ's

Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Is it weird I've never ejaculated during a BJ?


You have to take control. Reenact what you see on pornography.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

One of the underrated aspects of marriage is hearing the exasperated phrase "do you just want to have sex" after initially being rejected due to being "too tired." The key is going about this for 30 or so mins and making sure you kick/bump her a few times.



I believe they call that rape. Congrats on being a rapist and raping your wife.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72471 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:45 pm to

quote:



I believe they call that rape. Congrats on being a rapist and raping your wife.


The frick???
Tossing and turning on my side of the bed is rape? You're a weird guy.
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 5:46 pm
Posted by GeauxldnGurl
Member since Nov 2010
686 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

I believe they call that rape. Congrats on being a rapist and raping your wife.


He's not a rapist he's just a passive-aggressive nag. That is in no way rape.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:48 pm to
quote:



The frick???
Tossing and turning on my side of the bed is rape? You're a weird guy.


You were initially rejected yet forced the situation after knowing she didn't want to do anything. That is rape. Ask any cop and they will even tell you.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72471 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:49 pm to
Jesus I can't tell if you're just an idiot troll or a fricking retard.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:51 pm to
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Jesus I can't tell if you're just an idiot troll or a fricking retard.




You can deny it and get defensive all you want, the law is the law. The law defines you as a rapist.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72471 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:52 pm to
So a retarded troll... Gotcha.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:54 pm to
Do you deny that what you described is rape or are you getting defensive because you feel guilty?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99042 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 5:56 pm to
If that makes one a rapist then sign me up
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72471 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 6:01 pm to
So just for you to be clear. You feel that a husband tossing and turning while trying to unsuccessfully go to sleep is raping his wife if she gets tired of his moving around and then decides to have sex as she knows he is 99.9 percent likely to go to sleep very quickly after doing so. I'm sure you'll have some super clever "poor" comment about only having a queen bed which makes it pain in the arse to sleep in closer proximity as well.

fricking idiot
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 6:29 pm to
Fighting words.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 6:34 pm to
Winner gets a blowjob
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 6:41 pm to
So are downvotes indicating that it's weird or am I doing receiving BJs wrong?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151584 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 6:42 pm to
frick being a passive aggressive woman..... Beat-off right then and there, cut the iPad off, and go to sleep on that broad....???? Profit


fricking pansies
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:11 pm to



Tell us how you really feel.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

frick being a passive aggressive woman..... Beat-off right then and there, cut the iPad off, and go to sleep on that broad....???? Profit


fricking pansies



Exactly. Why rape a woman when you can watch porn.
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:26 pm to
I thought BJ's were just part of everyday sex.
Asked the wife " in around about way". She said her girlfriends rarely if ever give them.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76181 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:33 pm to
OP from South Arkansas
quote:

Asked this baw at work today
quote:

Then this other baw listening says
There is nothing for us normal humans to learn from this scenario.

Arky gonna Arky.




Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:34 pm to
Not To their husbands maybe

All women give blowjobs
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