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re: Wives, Holidays, and BJ's
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:06 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:06 pm to HogBalls
We have a coworker who claimed she didn't give her husband blowjobs. She was really cute and when asked would say "eww, no, blowjobs are gross." Over months of teasing, she finally admitted it.
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:06 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:this. Why do I want her b'ing me? That' be like kissing my own penis when we kiss.
I prefer sex.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:06 pm to laangler21
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Must suck to be that guy...
It definitely doesn't suck for the wife...
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:07 pm to Hawkeye95
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oh, well I get a blowjob almost everytime we have sex if that is the criteria. Lips on my dick at some point is 75% of the time we have sex. blowjob to orgasm happens maybe once every month
This is my exact scenario since marriage. It is almost always involved in foreplay, but it's only the main act during period time of the month.
I would be so pissed if my wife quit giving BJs when we got married. You can't put that shite in the previews then not have it in the movie
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:10 pm to airfernando
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airfernando
Would be one of these shitty wives if he had a vag.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:12 pm to HogBalls
Off topic but I know a dude who's wife uses the TMJ excuse.
He's never had one and been married 15 yrs :)
He's never had one and been married 15 yrs :)
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:15 pm to CadesCove
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It definitely doesn't suck for the wife...
I was thinking the same thing when I wrote my post.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:21 pm to jmcs68
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think of it as foreplay
If it doesn't go on until finish, it isn't a bj... Just putting the damn thing in your mouth for 20 seconds barely getting it wet isn't a bj...
Good god people
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:22 pm to The Torch
quote:What the frick is that?
TMJ excuse.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:24 pm to SuperSaint
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Just putting the damn thing in your mouth for 20 seconds barely getting it wet isn't a bj...
Silly man...
You sound as if you think we're doing to for you.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:26 pm to The Torch
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Off topic but I know a dude who's wife uses the TMJ excuse.
Did she develop TMJ after the wedding? If not, that shite's on him. Poor dumb bastard.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:26 pm to jmcs68
That's when you grab the back of her head and hand full of hair.....
But we talking about wives, so I should possibly bow out of this one
But we talking about wives, so I should possibly bow out of this one
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:26 pm to SuperSaint
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If it doesn't go on until finish, it isn't a bj... Just putting the damn thing in your mouth for 20 seconds barely getting it wet isn't a bj.
I have to agree with you even though a looser definition of bj could really help my pad my stats.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:26 pm to HogBalls
It's been around a decade for me not getting one and I'm not married
This post was edited on 12/23/15 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:27 pm to SuperSaint
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But we talking about wives, so I should possibly bow out of this one
I could suggest the same to you Buddy.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:28 pm to jmcs68
Wut? I said "I should" 
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:29 pm to SuperSaint
Go read the lunch thread
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:29 pm to HogBalls
To be fair, their wives give blowjobs other times of the year too, just not to them.
Posted on 12/23/15 at 3:30 pm to jmcs68
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You sound as if you think we're doing to for you.
If my gf sucks my dick for her own pleasure then I'll totally ok with that, and I can easily fit more bjs into my schedule.
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