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Will Massage Oil Clog Up My Pipes?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:22 pm
Every other Friday afternoon a young woman comes to my condo and provides me with a full body massage using massage oil. Upon completion of said massage, she takes me into my shower whereupon she washes me clean.
Question: will the runoff massage oil cause my shower drain to gum up? If so, what am I supposed to do? Its not like i can go outside and get hosed down.
Question: will the runoff massage oil cause my shower drain to gum up? If so, what am I supposed to do? Its not like i can go outside and get hosed down.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:23 pm to LuckyTiger
Stop lying about your use of massage oil, you freak.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:23 pm to LuckyTiger
It's not the oil clogging your pipes you perv.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:24 pm to LuckyTiger
Have her use this., this should fix the issue.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to LuckyTiger
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Upon completion of said massage, she takes me into my shower whereupon she washes me clean.
she scrubs your pecker?
this could qualify as prostitution if you're not careful
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to LuckyTiger
Is she massaging you with bacon grease?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to LuckyTiger
What a bunch of bullshite
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:30 pm to LuckyTiger
Likely. At these prices, it's crazy not to buy massage oil by the barrel. WTCMO under 30!
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:32 pm to LuckyTiger
Shower with Dawn dishwater detergent. It will cut the oil and break it down.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:33 pm to LuckyTiger
Can I get her contact info?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:37 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
what am I supposed to do?
Stop paying retail prices for sex.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:37 pm to LuckyTiger
My lady friend licks off said oil and other secretions my body may produce. Sorry about your luck
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