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Will Massage Oil Clog Up My Pipes?

Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:22 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:22 pm
Every other Friday afternoon a young woman comes to my condo and provides me with a full body massage using massage oil. Upon completion of said massage, she takes me into my shower whereupon she washes me clean.

Question: will the runoff massage oil cause my shower drain to gum up? If so, what am I supposed to do? Its not like i can go outside and get hosed down.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:23 pm to
Stop lying about your use of massage oil, you freak.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:23 pm to
It's not the oil clogging your pipes you perv.
Posted by Commandeaux
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:23 pm to
So is this a review?
Posted by AwesomeSauce
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:24 pm to
Have her use this., this should fix the issue.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Upon completion of said massage, she takes me into my shower whereupon she washes me clean.


she scrubs your pecker?

this could qualify as prostitution if you're not careful
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to
Is she massaging you with bacon grease?
Posted by Stud Bud
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to
What a bunch of bullshite
Posted by High C
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Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:26 pm to
Csb
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Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Posted by LloydChristmas
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:29 pm to
:idontbelieveyou:
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:30 pm to

Likely. At these prices, it's crazy not to buy massage oil by the barrel. WTCMO under 30!
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8436 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:32 pm to
Shower with Dawn dishwater detergent. It will cut the oil and break it down.
Posted by CapperVin
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:33 pm to
Can I get her contact info?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

what am I supposed to do?


Stop paying retail prices for sex.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
My lady friend licks off said oil and other secretions my body may produce. Sorry about your luck
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:38 pm to
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