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re: Wife wants to open a Daiquiri shop

Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:23 pm to
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You need a good gimic like “$25 per daiquiri with blowjob”.



Exclusively at Suck My Daiquiri
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:24 pm to
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Will the Sonic style parking spaces be for convenience or the inevitable knuckle-checking that will occur at a daiquiri shop?




Obviously both.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27360 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:28 pm to
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Does she have big, tanned, and well sun spotted titties?


I'll take a spunky monkey and give her a spunky chunky trunky.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56208 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:29 pm to
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Not sure where he's located but BR has weird laws around drive through daiquiris.
Was in Maurice this weekend and went into a place advertising daiquiris. Got a couple. It was a bit of a goat roping, but I got my drinks and she made me take cheez its.......I thought it was for my wait
Turns out there is some kind of must have food rule there.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:34 pm to
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My dad and I talked about one for years. We just dont know if we have the desire to actually be in the bar business again.

The bar owner life is hard, and even harder if you aren't running it yourself.
Can you say why? I'm genuinely curious? Is it the customers? Employees? The licensing process and stuff like that? Other things?

Just curious because I always hear that from people who own bars, but I've never really asked why.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:34 pm to
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no drive thru.


That’ll hurt you
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
537 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:38 pm to
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You need a good gimic like “$25 per daiquiri with blowjob”

Subtle "are you hiring" query
Posted by BillyBoy22
Mandeville
Member since Mar 2018
2193 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:39 pm to
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I'm not getting out to get a daiquiri. Drive thru is the ticket for me.


It's in a downtown entertainment district.Open container is legal so it will be grab and go type Daiquiris.restaurants bars and boutiques in the area.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9798 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:42 pm to
Name?

Always looking for a good shop around the Lou
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9637 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:42 pm to
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What kind of revenue can a shop with 8-10 machines generate?


about tree-fifty per machine


-3 pages and nobody said 350 yet?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:42 pm to
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Have a name picked out? We can help. Punnier the better


Daiqs Ain't Whack
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:44 pm to
Is it considered drive through if you set up a Sonic style place? Where a server brings out your drink? That could be something new and fun. Plus, a new place to knuckle check.

Edit: Damnit! Looks like I’m late to both the Sonic idea and the knuckle check.
This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57451 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:48 pm to
I would assume you would need another revenue stream other than strictly selling daiquiris, especially in a state where they aren’t as popular as in LA. It seems like you would need to sell a shitload of daiquiris to have 8-10 machines running at all times
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:51 pm to
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know during the Corona lockdown Spankys on Sherwood had lines wrapping around the back all way to the road by Wendy's. They seemed to be doing pretty well.



Same at Swamp Shack on 415 in Port Allen. That place had cars out of the drive thru and down the side of the road for a good ways. I don’t get the draw.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18414 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:53 pm to
You should go out and do real research. This is not the place for answers.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29414 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:53 pm to
If you do, make a Lime In the Coconut.

Half margarita, half piña colada. It’s awesome.
Posted by Tigers4Lyfe
Member since Nov 2010
4459 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:53 pm to
If you're asking here you really shouldn't go into business for yourself.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123954 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:53 pm to
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Have a name picked out? We can help. Punnier the better


Staff it with girls in Bikini tops and call it

Slush Puppies
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48277 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:57 pm to
In Minneapolis, right?

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27360 posts
Posted on 6/9/20 at 5:57 pm to
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quote:
You need a good gimic like “$25 per daiquiri with blowjob”

Subtle "are you hiring" query



I tip my hat to you, alter.
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