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Wife should've axed her husband before breaking his action figures
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:41 pm
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A man was taken into custody in the Dane County Jail after accusing his wife of damaging his action figures, then took an ax to damage the house, according to the Madison Police Chief Mike Koval’s blog.
The call came in at 10:03 p.m. to the west side of Madison for a domestic disturbance between a 46-year-old woman and her 34-year-old husband.
The husband called 911 on himself after using a log-splitting ax to destroy a TV, TV stand, laptop computer and several items in the house. The man then went outside and smashed the family car, chopped off both side mirrors and then struck the windshield so hard the ax got stuck. He said he drank too much and overreacted after he thought his wife had damaged some of his prized property, which were action figures.
When officers arrived, they found the ax in the windshield of the car. Damages were estimated to be about $5,000.
Officers took the suspect into custody, arrested him for domestic-related charges of disorderly conduct and felony damage to property and was taken into jail.
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:44 pm to arseinclarse
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after he thought his wife had damaged some of his prized property, which were action figures.
Wait, so the action figures weren't damaged?
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:45 pm to arseinclarse
Is the ax still okay though?
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:46 pm to arseinclarse
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felony damage to property
Looks like it was his shite. Go to jail anyway.
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:48 pm to dbeck
This is confusing.
He thought they were damaged? Were they actually damaged? Is damage like destroying or damage like opening the “mint condition” packaging?
He called the police on himself?
He admitted to be drunk AF?
He thought they were damaged? Were they actually damaged? Is damage like destroying or damage like opening the “mint condition” packaging?
He called the police on himself?
He admitted to be drunk AF?
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:48 pm to arseinclarse
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destroy a TV, TV stand, laptop computer and several items in the house.
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The man then went outside and smashed the family car, chopped off both side mirrors and then struck the windshield so hard the ax got stuck.
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Damages were estimated to be about $5,000
Trashy.
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:49 pm to arseinclarse
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then took an ax to damage the house
Was he playing real life fortnite?
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:50 pm to arseinclarse
So he went to jail because he flipped out and damaged his own property because he thought his wife messed with his action figures? That sucks 
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:55 pm to Cump11b
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So he went to jail because he flipped out and damaged his own property because he thought his wife messed with his action figures? That sucks
Yeah, seems ridiculous you can go to jail for tearing your own shite up.
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:57 pm to arseinclarse
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He said he drank too much and overreacted after he thought his wife had damaged some of his prized property, which were action figures.
Sorry for partying.
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:59 pm to arseinclarse
How do you get charged for destroying your own shite?
Posted on 1/23/19 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
So you can be arrested for destroying your own property.
Whats next? Sexual battery for jerking off?
Whats next? Sexual battery for jerking off?
Posted on 1/23/19 at 2:08 pm to arseinclarse
Surprisingly not Florida...
This post was edited on 1/23/19 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 1/23/19 at 2:10 pm to arseinclarse
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after accusing his wife of damaging his action figures
She was jelly. She saw how happy he was with his action figures and couldn't handle it. All these women out there who are only okay with their men being happy if it's on their terms.
Could he have handled it better? I don't know. Maybe
Posted on 1/23/19 at 2:19 pm to DeafJam73
Guy went crazy for sure but the other day I came across some of my old He Man, GI Joe, and Transformer toys I had in a box. Hadn't seen them in years. Curious, I looked on eBay to see what they were worth and I was shocked. Some of them were going for a hundred or more. Don't think I'd ever sell them because of sentimental value but it was quite a surprise.
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