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re: Wife lost car keys they re-appear mysteriously

Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:43 pm to
I rarely ever lose things because I can track back in my head the last time I remember seeing the item...

Then I hit play and remember the next thing I did.

Then, I just go there and find what I've misplaced temporarily.


When people lose things and I try and help them the first thing I say is, "When was the last time you saw it?" And they give me this pissed off stare.

I don't understand.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24399 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:44 pm to
I ain't no wala back girl.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71836 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:44 pm to
and then... you find them in the last place you look?
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37090 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

I ain't no wala back girl.


Yes, but do you wala for a dolla?
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

wala Viola


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71836 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 3:52 pm to
wala in the meyer?
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18464 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84299 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:19 pm to
She is cheating on you.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29775 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

wala


I just came here to down vote ignorance.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16003 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:26 pm to
Bet her boyfriend left them in the trunk.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35034 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:32 pm to
It was Mrs. Walla in the trunk with the viola.

Voila.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84299 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:35 pm to
I bet her naughty bag with lingerie and lube were in the trunk. She was getting the bag out so she could stash it in the house and accidentally left the keys in the trunk.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Today I go to vacuum and wash car before a road trip.



Why would you wash and vacuum BEFORE a road trip. Wouldn't you just wait until AFTER the trip?
Posted by thickandthin
In The Zone
Member since Apr 2009
1205 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:41 pm to
Before and after. Car needs to look good for the road and passengers after destination
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:46 pm to
That's way too much work for me. Guys and their cars though. I think most women are messier with their cars. I hate washing my car. That's why I have a jeep now. It can stay dirty looking all the time and still look ok

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172452 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:57 pm to
Year make and model car for key feature purposes
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 4:58 pm to
Get a new wife
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36951 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:06 pm to
But you wala wala'd over the best part?!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25078 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:09 pm to
Kid working as a summer runner at my former firm is given the senior partner's keys and three briefcases and was told "put everything in the trunk."

He put "everything" in the trunk, including the keys.

He was fired.

I would have given him a break.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9857 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 5:11 pm to
This reminds me of the many times I've gotten home from work only to see my wife's set of keys still in the front door.
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