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re: Wife has decided to close up shop

Posted on 11/15/21 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74838 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 3:41 pm to
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hard to come up with new techniques in the bedroom 9 years into a marriage. thats just a fact. we try to keep things fresh but i'm about out of ideas.
Pics of her and if she passes vetting…



….prepare to be embarrassed.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22277 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 3:53 pm to
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Early 50s seems pretty young to me to abandon your sex life.


Way too young. I'm 56 you guys need to go younger


Absolutely - I'm 80 and my wife (no pics) is 79. We still enjoy sex. Maybe not as frequently as 40 years ago, but enjoy it nevertheless.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118258 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 3:55 pm to
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go younger


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I'm 80 and my wife (no pics) is 79. We still enjoy sex.


Good for y'all. Will keep you both young. Set my PR on age gap on Saturday night.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7224 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 3:56 pm to
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She has told me that she just doesn't feel like she wants sex any more


That's all on you bub.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14254 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:00 pm to
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It could be worse, my wife decided to open up shop. To anyone that would buy her a drink or pay her any attention. I put my foot in her arse but went through hell getting divorced. I'd rather have one that didn't give it to anyone including me than everyone including me


Was it this horrible life experience that made you the liberal piece of shite that you are now?
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4292 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:06 pm to
She needs to see a dr.
Posted by Nynna11
Member since Jul 2012
583 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:06 pm to
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Menopause is a bitch. It’s not that they have zero interest, but it’s way more rare than you’re Used to. I’d rather she be honest and up front about it, then deflecting. That’s way worse IMO.


You are very wrong about that. It IS zero interest.
Easily remedied with bio identical hormone replacement, which requires an every 3 month treatment.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1666 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:06 pm to
How much is this model? Asking for a friend...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92243 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:08 pm to
bullshite, old lady is going through menopause with no decreased level of horniness
Posted by Nynna11
Member since Jul 2012
583 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:13 pm to
Sorry that y’all had that experience. It has worked great for us.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:15 pm to
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The disparity in sex drives between a husband and wife is the number 1 reason for divorce.



It's not necessarily her sex drive per se. She may be perfectly happy to have sex with Dominican men with testicles the size of tennis balls... just not you.
Posted by Nynna11
Member since Jul 2012
583 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:21 pm to
Not bullshite, I speak from personal experience. Your wife may not be at the same stage of post menopause. Never say never
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92243 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:22 pm to
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Not bullshite, I speak from personal experience. Your wife may not be at the same stage of post menopause. Never say never



so far so good
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31553 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:54 pm to
Op, I’m late to the party, but get as involved in this as possible. Ask to go to her docs appts and show her support. Do everything you can.

Because I have a friend that had a similar circumstance with his ex. Same story. He asked to go to docs with her, counseling and she refused. Said it was her issue to deal with. Finally he figured out that she didn’t want to have sex with him because she was banging a coworker every day.

Not saying your old lady is cheating, but women don’t just declare they don’t like sex anymore. So if there’s something wrong with her, support her and help her get thru it. Therapist can be a big help there. Because otherwise, she’s banging someone else, and you need to protect yourself.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53520 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 4:59 pm to
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Because otherwise, she’s banging someone else, and you need to protect yourself.

The OT is always there to lift someone's spirits during the holidays
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 5:00 pm to
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Dominican men with testicles the size of tennis balls


Dexter St. Jock

Don’t let your wife go on vacation by herself to the Bahamas.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6385 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 5:08 pm to
So pics?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61431 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 5:09 pm to
Are you a cunning linguist? If not become one

That’ll be 50 bucks
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13971 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 5:14 pm to
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Are you a cunning linguist? If not become one


The all you can eat buffet has closed up shop.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30252 posts
Posted on 11/15/21 at 5:14 pm to
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Are you a cunning linguist? If not become one

So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young
This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 5:15 pm
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