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Wife and Kid are gone for the night. What to do ?

Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:24 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19300 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:24 pm
Went and got some Wild Turkey Rare Breed now what ?

I haven't had a night alone in 5-6 years.

Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9127 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:25 pm to
Jerk it in the living room
Posted by Duffnshank
Member since Jan 2019
659 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:26 pm to
I’m jealous
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:27 pm to
Rub one off

Get some buffalo wings

And binge watch some Law and Order: SVU


Perfect night IMO
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37334 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Jerk it in the every room


FIFY
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
3745 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:28 pm to
come on man this is the OT

HOOKERS AND BLOW IS THE ONLY ANSWER
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:28 pm to
Living room Auto erotica asphyxiating whilst poorly dressed like a woman.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:28 pm to
That one poster on here hired an Asian masseuse to come jerk him off
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5138 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Jerk it in the living room with some Wild Turkey Rare Breed


FIFY
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19300 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

That one poster on here hired an Asian masseuse to come jerk him off


Wish I had her number
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32551 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:31 pm to
Smoke a joint and sit in you hot tub naked

That’s what I’m doing since my wife and kid are gone for the night
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

HOOKERS AND BLOW
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27592 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:33 pm to
I have the same situation minus a wife and kids

Got a bottle Titos and Woodford Reserve.. with the asswhooping LSU is getting right now, I might dig into them
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36184 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:35 pm to
Turn off the lights.
Make it super cold.
Get a blanket.
Get popcorn from the movie theater.
Get chocolate and some chips.
Binge watch a good show or watch two movies.
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
2735 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:35 pm to
Beat your dick like it owes you money!
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:36 pm to
Weed and sleep baw
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13628 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:38 pm to
Rub one out and call it a night...until 10:00, 2:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. Just repeat at those times when you wake up from stress worry and you’ll be good. Some bacon, biscuits and eggs after a morning shower and you will be so relaxed you will wonder why you pay for vacations.

Or do what Dbeck just said and call a lawyer on Monday to cure the hangover.
This post was edited on 3/2/19 at 4:41 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Wife and Kid are gone for the night. What to do ?

The babysitter.
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
4470 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

I haven't had a night alone in 5-6 years.


Jesus, that sounds so oppressive.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:40 pm to
I used to laugh at guys getting excited about having a night alone while married and kids. Now that I have a wife and kids I get so DAMN excited when I get a few hours alone. I couldn’t imagine getting a FULL night alone
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