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re: Wife and Kid are gone for the night. What to do ?

Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:19 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48706 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:19 pm to
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To not have any alone time for years sounds terrible, maybe I’m not ready for kids

It's a change for sure. My kid is a few years away from HS. I'm on the downside now
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58123 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:20 pm to
Take out your bible, start from Matthew and read as many chapters as possible. And also, study your lesson for Sunday School tomorrow.
This post was edited on 3/2/19 at 5:21 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19379 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:26 pm to
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To not have any alone time for years sounds terrible


Apparently you get used to it, because I was like "what now".

I'm drinking hard and will probably be passed out by 10:30 pm
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22126 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:27 pm to
Smoke some weed.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4898 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:29 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:13 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29618 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:30 pm to
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Went and got some Wild Turkey Rare Breed now what

1. Alcoholic answer = go buy another bottle and stay home

2. Correct answer = get a 90 minute hot stone massage

3. Common OT answer = hookers and blow

4. Millennial answer = drink it with a door dash delivery of chipotle


This post was edited on 3/2/19 at 5:31 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8196 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:32 pm to
Rub one out, generous pour of whiskey, and watch a good movie with the pup
Posted by Hayden Fox
Minnesota
Member since Dec 2008
86 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:43 pm to
I’ve maintained a long distance relationship with Christine in Minneapolis because regular solitude is good for a man. Enjoy!
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14443 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:43 pm to
Walk around the empty house and say all the things you can't say with her there. It's actually very therapeutic.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13351 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:50 pm to
Find yourself a good cigar, and you’re pretty well set. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is coming on Encore Westerns as I type. I’m jealous.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 6:38 pm to
Steak and baked potato, fleshlight, live PD, drink some more, fleshlight again, & bed.

Don’t forget to clean up and put away before you hit the rack.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19379 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 6:40 pm to
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance


My kinda night
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 6:48 pm to
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Wife and Kid are gone for the night. What to do ?


Watch porn on the big tv with the volume up
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9522 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 7:11 pm to
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I haven't had a night alone in 5-6 years


Good god man

Pack your bags, empty your bank accounts, drive down to Venezuela, pay $20 for a threesome with a couple of OT 10s, and live like a billionaire until you're ready to go home.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48706 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 7:17 pm to
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Good god man

Are you married with kids? That isn't all that uncommon tbh
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