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re: Why is ranch dressing so good on everything?

Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:28 am to
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:28 am to
quote:

Probation is not gonna stop me from drinking

Just like drinking won’t stop me from driving





i have a buddy who is on probation for his 4th DUI and he gets piss tested weekly for drinking.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:29 am to
quote:

Let’s not pretend like you’ve never had dominoes, papa johns, or Pizza Hut


I have, but if you like ranch dressing on pizza, you would rather it on anything. You should put it on steak, fried chicken, Shrimp, Lasagna, Etc.

ETA: If your wife is obese and taught you this then you should be ashamed.
This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 1:32 am
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:29 am to
Pizza Hut is some great drunk Pizza, as is Domino's


I save Papa Johns for date night, classy shite right there
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92388 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:30 am to
People who say ranch isn't good on anything are ridiculous
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:31 am to
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he gets piss tested weekly for drinking.


I haven’t had a piss test in 7 years
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:33 am to
how many DUIs you got holmes?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41898 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 1:36 am to
Mozzarella sticks deserve horseradish sauce.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 2:17 am to
Baw. Ranch is 100% the nectar of the gods.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66741 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 3:08 am to
Ranch is trashy

End of thread
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4940 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 3:23 am to
It doesn't taste great on rocky road ice cream
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 3:28 am to
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Not even wings



It's either blue cheese with wings or go frick your mother!
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 3:30 am to
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It's either blue cheese with wings or go frick your mother!





Blue cheese is some good shite, but wings are a sacred item for ranch only.



You gotta let the wing get lathered end to end in that shite
This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 3:31 am
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
20083 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 3:47 am to
The fricking night crew is slippin!!!

Two fricking pages and not a single "ranch is not good on your mom/wife/SO's puss/arse hole!"
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 3:52 am to
I don’t get the love for ranch dressing. I’ve made and homemade versions that are delicious. Different flavor.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 6:07 am to
Ranch is to fatties as honey is to bees. Fatties swarm that shite.
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1402 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 6:14 am to
Not a fan of mayonaise on my pizza, sorry.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 6:15 am to
Ranch dressing is on the table at every single wide in every trailer park (right next to the Miracle Whip).
This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 6:41 am
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70187 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 6:23 am to
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 6:23 am to
quote:

i have a buddy who is on probation for his 4th DUI and he gets piss tested weekly for drinking.

I wouldn't be buddies with a POS like that.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55953 posts
Posted on 11/25/17 at 6:51 am to
Salad dressings are trashy
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