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re: Why is cannibalism so frowned upon?

Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:07 pm to
Well, if you are going to ask about cannibalism why not ask about fricking your sister? The main reason you can't is because you don't want inbred kids. Does that mean if you use a condom you are good to go? I guess homosexual brothers or sisters are good to go anyway.

How about cannibalizing inbred children, might be considered a delicacy since there aren't that many outside of Alabama?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124039 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:09 pm to
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How about cannibalizing inbred children, might be considered a delicacy since there aren't that many outside of Alabama?





Mmmmmm...Lannister meat.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:13 pm to
I like dark meat
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11281 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:14 pm to
Does eating count?
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38376 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:16 pm to
not unless you're gnawing it off her groin
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124039 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:17 pm to
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not unless you're gnawing it off her groin



I hear it's similar to roast beef
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:25 pm to
I like to braise my human with a little white wine lemon reduction, capers, lightly battered and served over a rice pilaf with a side of steamed fresh spinach. Mmmm
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:25 pm to
During the famine in China children were often sold for meat. Bodies were hung in markets where you could go and get meat sliced and according to Albert Fish, the butt from 12 and under children was the best and sold as veal cut
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:28 pm to
your not supposed to eat your own type, it leads its death.

But hey, ive asked this question a million times on the board
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:30 pm to
It's called a "taboo" topic. Like swinging. Most people think it's weird but there's no logical reason it should be
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36674 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:39 pm to
How high are you?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

It's called a "taboo" topic. Like swinging. Most people think it's weird but there's no logical reason it should be


You can't be serious!
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:17 pm to
I know a few girls who try to eat it every night.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16183 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:19 pm to
I watched a show about forensic science a while back and they said that human and pork meat is very similar in fat content. I could see human buttocks tasting like a nice ham.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21835 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:22 pm to
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The least delicious are rich white supermodels.



Idk, I imagine Kate Upton is pretty well marbled.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:22 pm to
Gimme the logical reason why it shouldn't be allowed
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:24 pm to
I like where this thread is going....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124039 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:25 pm to
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Idk, I imagine Kate Upton is pretty well marbled.


She'd go well on the grill.


I want to nibble on them titties.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84998 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Gimme the logical reason why it shouldn't be allowed

So as to encourage one not to develop a taste for the flesh of something they would murder to satisfy?
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:28 pm to
In the book "Alive" the survivors said that they justified eating the remains of the others because they were Catholic and believed in the transubstantiation. If they could eat the flesh of Christ to stay spiritually alive, they figured what's a little real human flesh?
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