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Why hasn't Corona beer capitalized on this yet?

Posted on 3/17/20 at 11:57 pm
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6938 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 11:57 pm
It seems like all they would need is a humorous PSA-type commercial with Tony Romo and Kenny Chesney telling everybody to settle down and drink a Corona
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30041 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:00 am to
I told the manager at cane's earlier that he should change his sign to "Corona sshmarona, get some chicken", you would have swore I punched a baby.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:01 am to
I hate everything corona related now
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:04 am to
People dying isn’t “humorous”
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30041 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:07 am to
quote:

People dying isn’t “humorous”


Muhammad being raped to death by a pig.

A pedophile hanging himself.

Stevie Wonder falling into a wood chipper in a stage accident.
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6938 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:09 am to
quote:

People dying isn’t “humorous”


So we should all panic and scream bloody murder until this thing passes then?

I think the world could use a little humor right now
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159078 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:09 am to
Has anybody suggested a spoof of this song yet?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:09 am to
Do you have the “I’d like to tell a cringey joke to the manager” haircut?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151585 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:11 am to
quote:

he should change his sign to "Corona sshmarona, get some chicken", you would have swore I punched a baby.
literally punching a baby may have been more humorous Randoweo
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99742 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:13 am to
Others have


"Dont want to get the virus? Drink Pacifico"
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
40259 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 12:18 am to
Friend is taking graduation pics this weekend — she plans to use corona bottles in one or two. You know to commemorate this thing.
Posted by SuwMwf
Member since Jul 2012
1055 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 1:05 am to
They are and they will. It is not staying on the shelves in stores. Heard from a distributor.
Posted by Phantom17
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
225 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 1:56 am to
They need to hire Wendy’s twitter account manager.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
37500 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 2:12 am to
That just doesn't make any sense. Why would Stevie Wonder even have a wood chipper on or near the stage?
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2799 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 6:33 am to
Plus he can see
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21532 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 6:50 am to
quote:

Friend is taking graduation pics this weekend — she plans to use corona bottles in one or two. You know to commemorate this thing.


Will make a great obituary photo.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8938 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 7:00 am to
Corona would be crucified for trying to take advantage of this in any way. Even after the threat is over, I doubt you will see a humorous Corona ad anytime soon...sometime more along the lines of the importance of community and celebrating coming together will likely be the case.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38518 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 7:31 am to
"Get Infected"

Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11816 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 7:39 am to
Oh lighten the frick up. No one is laughing at people dying.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
10221 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 7:57 am to
I dont think this is insensitive.

I think its just extremely low effort. Its not funny.
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