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Why don't drug dealers practice magic?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:45 am
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:45 am
Seems like it would be pretty useful. Or, at the very least, entertaining.
Cop: "What are you holding? Huh?! HUH, PUNK?!"
Dealer: "Why, nothing, officer."
*Cop searches and finds nothing.*
Dealer: "Wait, what are YOU holding?"
Cop searches his own pocket only to find the crack.
Cop: "What are you holding? Huh?! HUH, PUNK?!"
Dealer: "Why, nothing, officer."
*Cop searches and finds nothing.*
Dealer: "Wait, what are YOU holding?"
Cop searches his own pocket only to find the crack.
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Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:46 am to SabiDojo
quote:
Dealer: "Wait, what are YOU holding?"
Cop searches his own pocket only to find the crack.
then dealer catches a police baton in the eye socket
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:46 am to SabiDojo
If he wanted to make it disappear the worst place to put it would be on the cop. That would piss him off so much he'd shoot him.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:47 am to SabiDojo
you forget the part where the cop then shoots the drug dealer in the face and then mutters "let's just sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here"
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:47 am to SabiDojo
There was a video on youtube I saw where a magician was walking around with a prop joint I believe and when cops would see him he would hide it.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:48 am to SabiDojo
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:50 am to brodeo
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you forget the part where the cop then shoots the drug dealer in the face and then mutters "let's just sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here"
Hmmmmm, good point.
What if the drug dealer were a white veterinarian/magician who sold Ketamine on the side?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:52 am to SabiDojo
The way I make the work disappear - call it magic
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:53 am to SabiDojo
I think I saw this done already
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:55 am to Honkus
cops have no sense of humor. Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:11 am to SabiDojo
Solid point. Seriously, most likely wouldn't work all the time, but a little sleight of hand might work once in a while... possibly moreso than just shoving baggies in their underwear. (I was on grand jury duty a couple years back and was told this is the favored hiding spot for those selling on the street.)
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:13 am to SabiDojo
You're pretty stoned right now aren't you?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:17 am to SabiDojo
Because they'd shortly thereafter be practicing drinking all of their food through a straw.
Also, deftly moving drugs around your person doesn't render the cop's sense of touch useless. They're going to find it during the patdown.
Also, deftly moving drugs around your person doesn't render the cop's sense of touch useless. They're going to find it during the patdown.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 9:18 am
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:20 am to SabiDojo
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:22 am to SabiDojo
Im pretty good at making cocaine disappear.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:47 am to SabiDojo
Because if they possessed the level of sophistication required to learn complicated magic tricks, they wouldn't be crack dealers.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:50 am to GreatLakesTiger24
I've got something you can make disappear.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:19 am to SabiDojo
upvote
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