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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:39 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:39 am
So when they come back to port they can Scandanavian.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77729 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:41 am to
This is Norway this is real


People on reddit are somewhat clever
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27966 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:41 am to
Damm David I didn’t think you could get much worse. I was wrong. Your shite jokes stolen from reddit aren’t funny.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138846 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:42 am to
I tried to read this joke, but I couldn't Finnish.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:45 am to
I liked it
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:53 am to
A farmer in Oklahoma rides out a major tornado. F5 strength, the worst possible. After the twister passes he inspects his property to see how bad everything is.

Not too bad, as it turns out. There's some minor damage to the barn but nothing catastrophic, so the animals are safe. The worst part is that the fencing is totally blown away. Just gone.

So he went online (yes, internet was working too) and started a thread on /r/farmers, explaining his situation and asked if anyone had good recommendations on fence builders in Oklahoma.

Within minutes someone replied. "Start your thread over in /r/jokes because they have the most experienced reposters."
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:39 am to
quote:

DavidTheGnome


You continue to suck you sky screaming alter
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7699 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:42 am to
These are great gnome. Keep em comimg
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45540 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:46 am to
You have a whorehouse sitting on top of a hill. One guy is at the bottom of the hill heading up. One guy at the top of the hill. And one guy heading down. Where does each guy come from?






Guy going up: Russian


Guy at the top: Himalayan


Guy going down: Finnish
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23377 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:47 am to
I appreciate you, David.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:47 am to
Take a break, champ.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132641 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 10:21 am to
Lucasp is rolling over in his grave
Posted by LafourcheTiger
Avarua, Cook Islands
Member since Mar 2009
2333 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 10:27 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47713 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:13 am to
I thought you had added the barcodes so they could keep up with how much seamen you owe for.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64386 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:23 am to
They bought them at Ikea
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:33 am to
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:45 am to
I have a joke almost as bad as this one.

Ever heard of a restaurant called Karma?

You don't even need a menu, you get what you deserve.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76155 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:47 am to
If we (premium posters) got paid for the wonderful content we supply here it would Sweden the deal...
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:47 am to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:55 am to
We lost LucasP for this shite.
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