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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:39 am
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:39 am
So when they come back to port they can Scandanavian.
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:41 am to DavidTheGnome
This is Norway this is real
People on reddit are somewhat clever
People on reddit are somewhat clever
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:41 am to DavidTheGnome
Damm David I didn’t think you could get much worse. I was wrong. Your shite jokes stolen from reddit aren’t funny.
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:42 am to DavidTheGnome
I tried to read this joke, but I couldn't Finnish.
Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:53 am to DavidTheGnome
A farmer in Oklahoma rides out a major tornado. F5 strength, the worst possible. After the twister passes he inspects his property to see how bad everything is.
Not too bad, as it turns out. There's some minor damage to the barn but nothing catastrophic, so the animals are safe. The worst part is that the fencing is totally blown away. Just gone.
So he went online (yes, internet was working too) and started a thread on /r/farmers, explaining his situation and asked if anyone had good recommendations on fence builders in Oklahoma.
Within minutes someone replied. "Start your thread over in /r/jokes because they have the most experienced reposters."
Not too bad, as it turns out. There's some minor damage to the barn but nothing catastrophic, so the animals are safe. The worst part is that the fencing is totally blown away. Just gone.
So he went online (yes, internet was working too) and started a thread on /r/farmers, explaining his situation and asked if anyone had good recommendations on fence builders in Oklahoma.
Within minutes someone replied. "Start your thread over in /r/jokes because they have the most experienced reposters."
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:39 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
DavidTheGnome
You continue to suck you sky screaming alter
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:42 am to Wild Thang
These are great gnome. Keep em comimg
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:46 am to DavidTheGnome
You have a whorehouse sitting on top of a hill. One guy is at the bottom of the hill heading up. One guy at the top of the hill. And one guy heading down. Where does each guy come from?
Guy going up: Russian
Guy at the top: Himalayan
Guy going down: Finnish
Guy going up: Russian
Guy at the top: Himalayan
Guy going down: Finnish
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:47 am to DavidTheGnome
I appreciate you, David.
Posted on 6/30/18 at 10:21 am to DavidTheGnome
Lucasp is rolling over in his grave
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:13 am to DavidTheGnome
I thought you had added the barcodes so they could keep up with how much seamen you owe for.
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:33 am to DavidTheGnome
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:45 am to DavidTheGnome
I have a joke almost as bad as this one.
Ever heard of a restaurant called Karma?
You don't even need a menu, you get what you deserve.
Ever heard of a restaurant called Karma?
You don't even need a menu, you get what you deserve.
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:47 am to TigerFred
If we (premium posters) got paid for the wonderful content we supply here it would Sweden the deal...
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:55 am to DavidTheGnome
We lost LucasP for this shite.
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