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Why does Jay-z look like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids?

Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:01 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:01 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:01 pm to
He's slowly turning into Whoopi.
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:02 pm to
one of the more overrated rappers of our generation but props to him for his success and wealth.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

one of the more overrated rappers of our generation


frick outta here with that

But he is turning into Whoopi
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:04 pm to
Looks like he should be shaking chicken bones out on a table and telling the future.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

one of the more overrated rappers of our generation


Meet me at the nearest Sonic dude
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:04 pm to
It's amazing that his ugly Joe Camel looking arse is with Beyonce.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

one of the more overrated rappers of our generation but props to him for his success and wealth.

And......his longevity against all odds. He's now 187 in rapper years.
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

one of the more overrated rappers of our generation


Dude didn't even write his lyrics down. He just put everything together in his head then went in and rapped.

I like the clips of him and Timbaland making dirt off your shoulder

LINK

Or him and Rick Rubin making 99 problems

LINK
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:08 pm to
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And......his longevity against all odds. He's now 187 in rapper years.

I see what you did there.

And Jay Z is overrated. His best song is an Ice T hook.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
3384 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:09 pm to
Jay don't really want dreads... Jay suffers from extreme survivor remorse... it weighs on him that the wealth he generated doesn't come from a more practical endeavor...
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:11 pm to

Looks like Cam Newton's fairy godmother.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8764 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:13 pm to
He looks like he can cook some delicious mustard greens.
Posted by Saunson69
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:15 pm to
His lips and nose have their own zip codes, gotta be 99.9 percentile in size
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:16 pm to



Clown looking freak
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:17 pm to
Chris Rock was right

quote:

“Nothing more powerful than female beauty… nothing! Just look at Beyonce, she’s extremely talented, but even with all that talent ain’t nothing more powerful than the beauty. Beyonce is so fine that if she worked at Burger King she could still marry Jay-Z.

quote:

“Now if Jay-Z worked at Burger King… well anyway,

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124050 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:18 pm to
Jay-Z looking like he's about to impart some wisdom on a white boy who's close to giving up and doesn't understand the magic was inside him the whole time.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1721 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:19 pm to
Jay-Z for some odd reason is fascinated with and trying to resemble Jean-Michel Basquiat, a neoexpressionist painter that died at 27 from a heroin overdose.

Even in his song Picasso Baby on the album Magna Carta, he flows "It ain't hard to tell, I'm the new Jean-Michel"

This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 4:16 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13898 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:20 pm to
"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man"
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1013 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:26 pm to
Looking like Screwface from movie Marked for death.

"Ah wan' 'Atcha dead!”


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