re: Why does everyone love penguins?

Posted by LegendInMyMind

Member since Apr 2019

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:57 pm to yaboidarrell

quote:
They're kinda ugly tbh

I bet you worship at Macquarie Island, don't you, you sick bastard?

Posted by Scoop

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:57 pm to yaboidarrell

If you don’t like penguins, I can help you.

There is a video on YouTube of seals raping them.

Have fun with it.

This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 9:00 pm

Posted by Brosef Stalin

Member since Dec 2011

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:57 pm to yaboidarrell

Posted by liz18lsu

Member since Feb 2009

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:58 pm to yaboidarrell

Not a fan, reminds me of a waddling fat girl. Downvote.

Posted by Rouge

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 8:59 pm to liz18lsu

quote:
reminds me of a waddling fat girl

Lovely
Penguins
Of
The
OT

Posted by liz18lsu

Member since Feb 2009

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:01 pm to Rouge

That doesn't spell their names

Posted by FCP

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:02 pm to yaboidarrell

quote:
Why does everyone love penguins?

Because Lyle Lovett sings that he "goes for penguins":

quote:
I don't go for fancy cars
For diamond rings
Or movie stars
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Throw your money out the door
We'll just sit around
And watch it snow
I go for penguins
Oh Lord I go for penguins
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
Penguins are so sensitive
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs
To my needs

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:04 pm to liz18lsu

quote:
their names

List ‘em, sista

Posted by Mulat

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:09 pm to STLDawg

quote:
First you make a roux...

Tru Dat

Posted by chinese58

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Member since Jun 2004

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:09 pm to yaboidarrell

We all know we will get shorter, and most will get fat when we age. They are us.

Posted by liz18lsu

Member since Feb 2009

18137 posts

Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:10 pm to Slagathor

quote:
Slagathor

You are always a fav, so witty, you are not in the collective mean girl convention

Posted by fishfighter

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:13 pm to chinese58

quote:
Why does everyone love penguins?

Cause they don't shite in your yard.

Posted by wickowick

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:13 pm to yaboidarrell

Posted by jbgleason

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:16 pm to yaboidarrell

If you have ever been around them in the wild or in one of their habitats, they smell horrible.

Posted by armsdealer

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Posted on 3/22/20 at 9:18 pm to jbgleason

I got to do a "behind the scenes" thing at an aquarium. We got to go in the penguin enclosure to feed them, they fricking stink. Cool to look at, but I will stay away from them.