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re: Why do we wear underwear?

Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

I don't sweat like a beast so chafing is not an issue.

Oh, well screw you and your magical taint of the gods.

Not all of us get to enjoy life with a smooth and cool grundel.

Some of us require underwear with "hazardous material" warnings because of the stinky, stuffy, uncharted and uncontrollable territory that exists between our legs.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50851 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:11 pm to
i'm not even sure i own any underwear
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

you change your pants/shorts everyday, what purpose are underwear serving?


People do this?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:13 pm to
I'll take it you've never had a rip in a pair of khakis while free balling it.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20783 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:26 pm to
I don't like my balls and pecker hanging down all free Willy.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10825 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:40 pm to
Shart net?
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:42 pm to
To act as a barrier from this swamp of a sweaty arse!
Posted by thedrumdoctor
Gonzales,La
Member since Sep 2016
900 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:46 pm to
The real answer here is to provide a layer of absorption for the little bit of pee pee left in your bird after a wiz. if not for the draws, that lil wet spot would be visible.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Urine will show through slacks.


I wouldve laughed at you so years ago, at almost 50 I never know when to quit shaking it to be safe.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94726 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

We? I don't.


seriously.

i stopped wearing underwear/brief/boxers 6 or so years ago when i got tired of doing the 'towel change' at my car during lunch after bike rides (you wrap a towel around your midsection then drop trou) when i was training at lunch. far easier to just slip on a pair of jeans over sweaty legs than underwear AND jeans.

realized i wasn't missing anything and haven't worn underwear since.

can't imagine going back now.
This post was edited on 9/5/17 at 3:52 pm
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23419 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:06 pm to
I just was giving a guy hell this weekend because he said he never wears them, I had no idea this was so prevalent.

I personally think it's unfair to your pants. I also prefer to have my anatomy secure and contained.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62309 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:13 pm to
Because when you have a big cock, you don't want your junk just flopping around. Know what I mean? I guess not!
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29701 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:31 pm to
Mine doesn't flop around. My socks keep it in place.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

If you change your pants/shorts everyday, what purpose are underwear serving?


You got lots of good answers to this question.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19916 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

far easier to just slip on a pair of jeans over sweaty legs than underwear AND jeans


I can't think of anything more uncomfortable sounding to me than wearing jeans without any underwear between my junk and some denim or a zipper.


Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62309 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Mine doesn't flop around. My socks keep it in pace


Posted by Jimbeaux28
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
4087 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 4:43 pm to
My mouse needs a house.
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