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Why do we not have nice toilets in America?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:27 pm
I'm currently sitting on a heated and soft toilet seat in Tokyo that played a cheerful little tune and obligingly opened its lid for me when I closed the feng shui wooden door.
When I'm finished I will be able to choose the intensity, oscillation, temperature, and angle at which the bidet cleans me after, and then I'll be gently air dried.
WTF is wrong with us, America? This is such a no brainer!
When I'm finished I will be able to choose the intensity, oscillation, temperature, and angle at which the bidet cleans me after, and then I'll be gently air dried.
WTF is wrong with us, America? This is such a no brainer!
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm
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Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:28 pm to SirWinston
We're assholes.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:28 pm to SirWinston
Because we treat em like shite
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:28 pm to SirWinston
I'm just happy that I don't have to shite in a ditch.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm to SirWinston
I blame the gypsies.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm to SirWinston
Think of all the asses that came before you.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm to TigerPox
Pox ruined all the toilets in murica
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm to SirWinston
I've never used one and I still completely agree with you.
Let's say you're doing something outdoorsy and you come back inside and your hands are just utterly muddy and disgusting. You want to clean your hands. What do you do?
Do you use water in any way to clear the mud?
Or do you use nothing but pathetic toilet paper?
Let's say you're doing something outdoorsy and you come back inside and your hands are just utterly muddy and disgusting. You want to clean your hands. What do you do?
Do you use water in any way to clear the mud?
Or do you use nothing but pathetic toilet paper?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm to TigerPox
quote:
Think of all the asses that came before you.
Wait...bidets massage your prostate?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:32 pm to SirWinston
Because we aren't candy asses. That is what is wrong with the world. Customized toilets make a mind weak. If it was up to me every American would have a toilet seat made of concrete and would have to wipe with 100 grit sandpaper. I guarantee you if that was the case there would be no hipsters and Obama would not be President.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:37 pm to FlagLake
Damn, dude. Are you a proctolgist or something?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:40 pm to FlagLake
japanese toilet tech is light years ahead of ours
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:40 pm to SirWinston
Because a little splash of water isn't going to clean a hard working American mans arse.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:43 pm to SirWinston
You don't like out toilets, you can get the frick out, libtard.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:49 pm to SirWinston
You're gonna let a little Japanese machine squirt stuff up your butt
Enjoy hell, sodomite
Enjoy hell, sodomite
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:54 pm to SirWinston
That a top of the line model there. I wonder how many chicks has used this while diddling their coochie 
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:57 pm to fr33manator
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I blame the gypsies.
I blame George Bush
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:39 pm to Ponchy Tiger
after 20 years with a contractor grade toilet - means you have to use the plunger at least once a week - I am giving myself a birthday present on Monday see link
no more looking for the plunger
no more looking for the plunger
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:43 pm to SirWinston
I love Japanese turlets.
I made my nephew (a fluent Japanese talker) read all the commands to me on the toilets to me at every hotel we stayed at (no homo).
ETA: it's Saturday morning there, hope it's better weather than here.
I made my nephew (a fluent Japanese talker) read all the commands to me on the toilets to me at every hotel we stayed at (no homo).
ETA: it's Saturday morning there, hope it's better weather than here.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 12/25/15 at 6:23 pm to SirWinston
In some countries you would be squatting over a hole in the floor and whining with the unclean hand - no paper.... Asian countries have great toilets according to a son who frequently travels.
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