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re: Why do we not have nice toilets in America?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 6:52 pm to AlonsoWDC
Posted on 12/25/15 at 6:52 pm to AlonsoWDC
quote:Who wipes with only toilet paper and not wet wipes? Does that really happen?
Do you use water in any way to clear the mud?
Or do you use nothing but pathetic toilet paper?
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Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:01 pm to Purplehaze
Odd question: if you're on a bidet, what is to prevent the water stream from shooting you in the nuts and causing extreme pain or injury?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:06 pm to SirWinston
Along with the crappy toilets, the cheap arse construction for public stalls where there is an inch gap between the door and locking panel. You can pretty much eye contact with someone while taking a shite. My Brit and Euro coworkers pretty much declare our restrooms third world.
I guess at least we aren't China.
I guess at least we aren't China.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:13 pm to SirWinston
Because, if our toilets squirted water,Mexicans would always be in there filling their water bottles. It would be a fricking traffic jam at all times
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:59 pm to SirWinston
quote:
I'm currently sitting on a heated and soft toilet seat in Tokyo that played a cheerful little tune and obligingly opened its lid for me when I closed the feng shui wooden door.
Nice cultural misappropriation. I guess you think THEY all look the same too?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:04 pm to SirWinston
quote:
WTF is wrong with us, America? This is such a no brainer!
First world problems. Not all of us are too sissified to wipe our own butts properly.
LC
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:39 pm to SirWinston
The brand is Toto and we do have them.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 11:41 pm to Bmath
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Nice cultural misappropriation. I guess you think THEY all look the same too?
Last year we were in Japan at a touristy spot, asked a lady in a small group to take our photo. After, I prompted my 3 y/o to say thank you in Japanese. The lady smiled kindly and said, "we are Chinese." Could not retreat fast enough.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 2:48 am to SirWinston
The one time I went to Japan, you basically had to squat and shite into a hole in the floor.
I just shite into the bathtub, and left the aftermath to the little hirohitos to clean up.
I just shite into the bathtub, and left the aftermath to the little hirohitos to clean up.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 2:49 am to sullivanct19a
quote:
Odd question: if you're on a bidet, what is to prevent the water stream from shooting you in the nuts and causing extreme pain or injury?
Proper positioning?
Posted on 12/26/15 at 3:11 am to shel311
Mates the toilets in the Nagano station had this awesome ambient noise button to mask any potential sounds or noises - so awesome. I'm getting a toto luxury toilet setup ASAP when I get back home 
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:58 am to Rabid Tiger
Dubai airport, same deal but just a hole, no toilet....make eye contact with terd dropping.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:27 am to sullivanct19a
It's a bidet, not a fireman hose.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 11:22 pm to Stud Bud
quote:
We're assholes.
No question we have a large proportion of Shitty people!!
Posted on 12/26/15 at 11:29 pm to Corch Urban Myers
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The one time I went to Japan, you basically had to squat and shite into a hole in the floor.
My experience was similar to this, only I paid a woman money to let me shite into her mouth.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:21 am to SirWinston
Something about being an Anglo Saxon debtor and going west for gold......
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:28 am to SirWinston
The really nice Japanese bathrooms use the three seashell technology
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:36 am to biglego
Combine with the squatty potty for the ultimate in a shitty experience.
This post was edited on 12/27/15 at 12:43 am
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:41 am to SirWinston
Dave Barry has some great thoughts on this very sibject.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 1:07 am to SirWinston
Awesome post. Thought provoking. We act like we invented fire with freaking wet wipes.
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