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re: Why do they make taco shells so narrow at the top??

Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1699 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:17 pm to
Get the Double Decker kit. That way when your hard shell breaks, it stays put because it is glued together with yellow cheese on the inside of a soft shell.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21646 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:18 pm to
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2 millimeters

Not in Trump's America, hombre.

I think you meant .0787 inches.
This post was edited on 2/12/25 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
12233 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:18 pm to
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People still use crunchy taco shells?

The best.

I realize hipsters only want "authentic". I'm not one of them. TexMex is superior to authentic Mexican. It took Americans to make it great.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9786 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:18 pm to
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Can you still get fresh taco shells? Every single one I've bought in the last 3 years has been stale. I've tried Ortega. I've tried store brands. I've emptied whole shelves looking at expiration dates. We still eat them, but they are, as the youngsters say, "stale af."

I blame all the chatter about "white people tacos." People think they should eat aUtHEntIc mExICaN fOOd. We've been taco-shamed.


Now that you mention it, 99% of the time the Ortego shells we get taste stale even after toasting them.

This time though they were divine. Fresh tasting and break apart in small pieces upon biting (instead of a whole side splitting off).

I never thought to check the expiration dates on the box. It's a shame because a good hard taco is so much more satisfying than a soft shell.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18626 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Why do they make taco shells so narrow at the top??



Why do toaster settings go up to number 10 when bread burns on number 4?
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
13103 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:40 pm to
Bake them for a few minutes in the oven, but place them so they are open-faced pointing downwards. Keeps them from shrinking.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10338 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:49 pm to
Damn Mexicans or Texicans whichever one it is.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
9931 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:51 pm to
Im more concerned with why you can get 10 shells for a dollar but a bag or tortilla chips that weighs less is 5
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
18836 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:03 pm to
That's why I always went with Tostados


Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58354 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

Why do they make taco shells so narrow at the top??


That’s just the part where the lettuce goes…who the hell likes lettuce anyway?
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
19319 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

2 millimeters
quote:

What are you, a communist?
I bet OP goes to McDonalds and orders a Royale with Cheese
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40640 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:24 pm to
If I want crunchy I just make a taco salad with tortilla chips
Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
6773 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:27 pm to
Best bet I have found is make your own with tongs and a pan of grease
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2711 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:34 pm to
Another vote for the Stand and Stuff. You can fit a lot of shite in those
Posted by Norla
Member since Aug 2016
418 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 9:09 pm to
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Definitely not someone with kids


Those pesky engineers...
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12991 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 9:45 pm to
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realize hipsters only want "authentic


Strange to equate soft tacos with hipsters.

They’ve always sucked. Hard to stuff, fall apart when you bite them. Usually stale.

I mean if you want a good hard taco shell just buy soft corn tortillas and bake them.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
52962 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

Would you just sit at a table eating whole tortillas?
yes
Posted by LSUAngelHere1
Watson
Member since Jan 2018
9469 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 10:58 pm to
Most people don’t even realize you’re supposed to arrange them with the last one holding the paper that keeps the shell from folding down while in the oven.
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
6058 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 11:42 pm to
Salty ur a damn genius I’ve been separating all the shells separately for years and learning Mexican just to curse about it breaking before my cheese goes on the meat.

Thank you sir for all that u do
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
4704 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 3:53 am to
The bigger issue is the shrinkflation. I bought some for the first time in a while and was shocked at how small they were. I checked the box because I thought I bought a snack size. Unreal.
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