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Why do so many refer to their SO as "the wife"???

Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:11 pm
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6171 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:11 pm
Or "the 'ole lady"??

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:12 pm to
It’s manly to treat the SO as a possession.


Edit: nm after rereading I don’t know if that fits here. I’m not sure what you’re even asking, it’s their wife
This post was edited on 2/12/18 at 8:13 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:12 pm to
Easier than saying cock holster.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78703 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:12 pm to
The worst is when they say “my bride”
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71843 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:12 pm to
Not sure. I'll ask the old wife lady if I ever say that.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40387 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:13 pm to
I usually say this is my "other half."

Note, I did not say "better."
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:14 pm to
Better than the "ole cum dump"
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11586 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:17 pm to
What about “bro”?
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
13258 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Why do so many refer to their SO as "the wife"??


Always thought S O referred to someone you are not married to but involved in a romantic relationship.

Calling her " the " seems to deporonalize her or make it seem like an inanimate object.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54234 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:19 pm to
Because we aren’t married to a dude like you?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47756 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:21 pm to
Because if they say Suzy or Shmoopie, you may not know who they are talking about.
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
478 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:24 pm to
Mine is “Da Wife” in my phone
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:29 pm to
Did "the wife" put you up to this?
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
958 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:29 pm to
The dishwasher.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69244 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:31 pm to
I call mine the former blow jobber
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:36 pm to
because calling her "your bitch" or "the old hag" tends to lead to hospital visits or divorces
This post was edited on 2/12/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:42 pm to
They've said "my wife" thousands of times and are trying to spice it up a bit. Let the married baws have this
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106116 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

"the 'ole lady"


It's a biker thing. If you're not part of the Brotherhood of the Road you won't understand.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 8:51 pm to
Mine just says "CLane33's wife"
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