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re: Why do my farts stink occasionally?
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:13 pm to MoisterOyster
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:13 pm to MoisterOyster
Cheese doesn't give me gas.
Doesn't even bind me up.
Name gave me a chuckle
Doesn't even bind me up.
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MoisterOyster
Name gave me a chuckle
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Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:13 pm to BuckyCheese
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:15 pm to BuckyCheese
What kind of man doesn’t have farts that stink? How emasculating. I guess your wife can put you to shame in a farting contest.
This post was edited on 11/13/19 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:16 pm to BuckyCheese
I think a better question would be, why do my farts almost never stink?
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:16 pm to BuckyCheese
Dude you need to shite.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:16 pm to dallastiger55
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. I have to wash the sheets every 3 days.
Bro fart don’t stick to sheets
You’re shittin yourself
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:17 pm to dallastiger55
quote:Nah, you shite the bed, literally.
True story- I fart so bad in my bed a few months back I went to change the sheets and there was a brown spot on the mattress by my arse. Looked like a bacon strip
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:17 pm to CheEngineer
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Dude you need to shite.
Did about 3 hours ago.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:18 pm to BuckyCheese
quote:
Normally pass gas with little to no smell.
I don't believe you.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:18 pm to White Bear
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Nah, you shite the bed, literally.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:19 pm to cbree88
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What kind of man doesn’t have farts that stink? How emasculating. I guess your wife can put you to shame in a farting contest.
I don't marry women that fart.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:20 pm to BuckyCheese
quote:
BuckyCheese
Too many cheese curds, beer, and landjaegers probably
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:20 pm to BuckyCheese
I blame it on the whiskey.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:20 pm to BuckyCheese
Theres more moisture in the air wherever you're flatulating.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:21 pm to Codythetiger
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methane in your farts
But methane is... oh nevermind.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:21 pm to Reservoir dawg
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Normally pass gas with little to no smell.
I don't believe you.
Not much of a crop duster, this is true.
Was soooooo tempted earlier at Ace, since I was carrying a nuclear level bomb, but I figured they'd kick me out before I got my drill bit.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:21 pm to BuckyCheese
They stink because they were up your arse.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:21 pm to BuckyCheese
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don't marry women that fart.
News flash. They all do.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:22 pm to BuckyCheese
quote:
farts stink
My farts don't stink. Neither does my shite.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:23 pm to BuckyCheese
My dads saying when his stink is that he must have pushed that one through the turd! Lol
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