re: Why do my farts stink occasionally?

The amount of aged turd is related to the intensity of the smell.

Really bad smell means you need to shite.
No smell means gassy reaction in the stomach but not much ammo in the chamber.

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You'll have the flu by Friday.

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Well that'll suck.

Try your farts after cleaning a deer. Or worse, bullfrogs.

Not talking about after you have eaten them. I am talking about during the dressing process.

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My dads saying when his stink is that he must have pushed that one through the turd! Lol

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. A dude I know from Metry will say, “Ah making a roux back der, me.”

I will take the time to tell my fart story I can't tell anyone else that will appreciate it.

A week or so ago I farted something awful in my 5 year old daughters room while getting her ready for bed. I was chastised greatly. I turned on the fan and said baby, the fan will get it out.

But dad, now my fan will stink.

I actually felt bad how long it lingered in her room.

Fast forward 2 days later, I'm in her room she's climbing in bed, I rip a loud one.

"Ughhh, dad we talked about this! You can't fart in my room because it will stink and make my fan stink. You need to go outside"

Yes my 5 year old banished me from farting

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"Ughhh, dad we talked about this! You can't fart in my room because it will stink and make my fan stink. You need to go outside"

Yes my 5 year old banished me from farting

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The lock window feature on vehicles is a great character teaching moment when they are acting like little shite heads.

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Why do my farts stink

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Name: BuckyCheese

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Checks out.

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A proper woman goes in the restroom to pass gas.

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Proper women don't get gas they get bloated.

Girls say it can happen if you let cum fester too long.