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Why do my farts stink occasionally?

Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:00 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:00 pm
Kinda serious.

My eating habits are very limited, in that I generally eat the same few dishes without any variety. Normally pass gas with little to no smell.

Today though I can barely stand to be around myself, the dog ran away from me and I fear the wallpaper starting to peel at any moment.

What's up with this? I didn't eat mexican or anything.

Serious answers only. Danke.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41616 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:00 pm to
Poop particles
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
32890 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:00 pm to
AIDS
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27590 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:00 pm to
methane in your farts
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11374 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:01 pm to
Because your boyfriend was too rough on you the night before
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43134 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:02 pm to
Diet, medicines, vitamins, etc
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Diet, medicines, vitamins, etc



Same diet as always, no meds or vitamins.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

AIDS


I don't have the gays.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66443 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:04 pm to
Also, why do farts smell worse in the shower?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131390 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:04 pm to
Intestinal cancer.

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:05 pm to
I'd be more worried about my farts not normally stinking.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27723 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:05 pm to
Mine are rough. I’m a protein shake guy and I cleared out a whole aisle at Kroger Sunday. This lady picked her kid up from his stroller and checked his diaper

Mine linger too. I have to wash the sheets every 3 days.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131390 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:05 pm to
High humidity
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:06 pm to
If you take a colon relaxant, your shite/farts will not smell. I am public bathroom tested. I take 2 Sculpt 'N cleanse daily and it keeps extra pounds off and detoxes. shite smells bad when you eat poorly and don't shite regularly. Yeah, some healthy foods can smell badly but think about the worst shitters at your workplace. Are they healthy individuals?
This post was edited on 11/13/19 at 8:07 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Mine are rough. I’m a protein shake guy and I cleared out a whole aisle at Kroger Sunday. This lady picked her kid up from his stroller and checked his diaper


Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27723 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:08 pm to
True story- I fart so bad in my bed a few months back I went to change the sheets and there was a brown spot on the mattress by my arse. Looked like a bacon strip
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:09 pm to
I'm an elitist liberal, I don't have gas.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

High humidity


cold and snowy.


fricking mailman didn't live up to his rain sleet or snow guarantee over 2 inches. Pissed.
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:11 pm to
Aids no doubt
Posted by MoisterOyster
On a reef
Member since May 2017
110 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

What's up with this? I didn't eat mexican or anything.



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