re: Why do my farts stink occasionally?

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dallastiger55

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I have to wash the sheets every 3 days.

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I fart so bad in my bed a few months back I went to change the sheets and there was a brown spot on the mattress by my arse. Looked like a bacon strip

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My god, how many times are you gonna shite the bed before you see a doctor? I mean every now and then shite happens, but if I'm washing sheets two or three times a week some changes will be made.

Do you have to keep a stack of drawers in your glove box like most people keep napkins?

My fart story was back in college.

My roommate and I make some venison tacos and drink copious amounts of beer. We both work at Lowe's and we are in Outside Lawn and Garden putting up stock and both are having beer and protein farts which are God awful. Basically seeing who can make the other gag. He is up on a ladder putting the stock away and I walk off to get something off the pallet. He still thinks that I am there and lets a loud wet nuclear bomb go off. The problem is, while he thinks it is me standing right there, it is a customer younger attractive lady with probably a 3 yo daughter, and he blows arse right in her face. She grabs the kid and leaves the cart running out of the aisle gagging and grasping for breath. He is mortified and I am laughing uncontrollably. She complained to the manager but we never heard anything else about it.

When you're in the shower your sense of smell is heightened.
You've probably noticed being able to smell things better after showering.