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re: Why do men wear toupees ?

Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:23 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120065 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:23 am to
Look, people can do what they want, but there are ways to work around what you got without a toupee. But I guess some dudes don't want to go completely bald.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17083 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:28 am to
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I do have a decent bald head though. Not all men do.

I don’t. I have an alien skull.

Thankfully I still have a solid head of hair.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22227 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:29 am to
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My hair is as thick as can be and grows super fast.

We're not talking about back hair.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19465 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:30 am to
I have never understood why some men are so scared to just cut their hair short if they are going bald.

No one will care. A frick ton of men do that.
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2380 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:33 am to
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Cut it with a 1.5 guard and never have to worry about it otherwise.




No guard. Can't get used to the texture of razor shave on the whole head. But cut it as close as possible with clippers for a cleaner look.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26400 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:37 am to
I have never understood it myself.
Posted by IamPatman
In The Head Of My Enemies
Member since Nov 2019
553 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:51 am to
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Whatever God gave you just roll with it.

Agreed! When one makes such an effort to present themselves as something they are not, it is a clear indicator of very poor substance of character in a person. Combovers are an especially egregious example of this
Exhibits A & B
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11394 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:55 am to
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i'm a Marine



Ha!! Nailed it, first guess.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19344 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 11:02 am to
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Combovers are an especially egregious example of this



There was a house fire in my neighborhood about 30 years ago and a Fire Investigator showed up and did his thing.

I noticed his ridiculous looking combover that started about 1 inch above his left ear and swept across his head to near his right ear. What hair he combed over had to be a good 12 inches long.

It was windy that day and it caught that combover just right and it took off like a spinnaker off the front of a sailboat exposing a bald patch that covered 2/3 of his head. Should have seen that guy scramble to get it back in place as he was obviously so vain about it that he went in panic mode------------like nobody knew beforehand that he was damn near bald.
Posted by IamPatman
In The Head Of My Enemies
Member since Nov 2019
553 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 11:15 am to
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It was windy that day and it caught that combover just right and it took off like a spinnaker off the front of a sailboat


"We have met the enemy and he is the wind"

- Combover Guys
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104296 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 11:22 am to
You only notice the bad ones

Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19129 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 11:27 am to
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When you wear a toupee people not only know that you're bald, but that you are so insecure about being bald that you are willing to put some ridiculous looking rug on your head. Few things repel women more than insecurity.

Women get implants so those insecure men with toupee’s can identify and land an insecure woman.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58478 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 11:29 am to
Because going bald is a sign of low testosterone
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16135 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:13 pm to
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My hair is thick as can be and grows super fast. Frankly it's a pain in the arse.
I feel your pain brother. I've always wanted to grow my hair long but it's too thick and curly.
Posted by hambone35
Member since Apr 2010
78 posts
Posted on 11/29/23 at 6:45 am to
Because they don't have hair................................................
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72764 posts
Posted on 11/29/23 at 6:54 am to
It’s certainly not Reason #1 to not admire (the late) Phil Spector, but it’s in the Top 10:



When baldness is inevitable, best to lie back and enjoy it.
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
2922 posts
Posted on 11/29/23 at 7:01 am to
When and if I ever start losing my hair, I will just shave my head.
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
11606 posts
Posted on 11/29/23 at 7:22 am to
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When and if I ever start losing my hair, I will just shave my head.

Agree..should be the only plan.
Posted by ClusterCock
Myrtle Beach
Member since Oct 2018
140 posts
Posted on 11/29/23 at 9:40 am to
I played in a tennis league years ago and there was a guy with a full comb-over but from the back to the front and it looked like it was tied in a knot right above his forehead. It was hair sprayed heavily so it all stuck together.

I would repeatedly drop shot him so he would have to come running towards the net. Every time he did his hair would catch air and stand straight up like a sail and as he retreated backwards it would lay back down.

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