re: Why do grown men write graffiti on bathroom walls?

USL, 1972, still remember it

Here I sit in stinking vapor
Cam to shite and have no paper
The bell has rung, I dare not linger
Look out arse here comes my finger

quote:

---

Here I sit in stinking vapor
Cam to shite and have no paper
The bell has rung, I dare not linger
Look out arse here comes my finger

---

Also posted in D Vickers at SLU. Slightly different wording but same punchline. Still makes me laugh years later.

Here I sit, all broken hearted
Came here to shite but only farted
Waste of my time, oh what the hell
So I will just sit here and enjoy the smell

Some come to shite and stink
Others come to sit and think
Me I come to scratch my balls
And ready the writing on the walls

From a bathroom stall wall of a college bar teenaged me first read this in the late 1970s:

“Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs”

(Tom Waits gets credit from the Internet for first saying that)

Ask Seabass.

These are the same people who rationalize tossing orange and banana peels out of their car windows.

Because, "frick you."

That's all you need to know.

To say things they wouldn't say when they're face to face with the person they mock. Most of them are cowards. But there are those funny guys who are looking to hook up with other funny guys, if you catch my drift.

Back in the day (80's), Sonic Drive-In in New Roads:

"Jesus Saves"

and below that...

"Jews Invest"