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re: Why do aliens probe our rectums?

Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:34 pm to
It is not cool, unless it is Number 6. Then it is OK

Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:35 pm to
Everyone thinks aliens, but that's probably just your roommate.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:38 pm to
They’re aggies I’m guessing.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:45 pm to
Because aliens are intergalactic Aggies.
Posted by 24nights
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:46 pm to
paging Toddy
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:49 pm to
I reckon it's a part of their scientific study of us. I mean, humans abduct animals from the wild and sometimes stick things up their butt in the name of science.

And you can thank Eisenhower for signing a treaty with "the Greys" allowing them to freely abduct American citizens.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:50 pm to
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I mean, humans abduct animals from the wild and sometimes stick things up their butt in the name of science.


Yeah. It was in the name of science.
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:57 pm to
INB4: yoga girl count chocula HA!
Posted by foshizzle
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:59 pm to
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Texas A&M fans are trying hard to get their attention.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:02 pm to
I actually kinda miss old Yoga Girl
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:03 pm to
You have to tell them in Spanish that you don’t swing that way. Most don’t speak English
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:05 pm to
Same, tree fiddy wasnt as fun of time waster and sliding into senility.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:05 pm to
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Yeah. It was in the name of science.


Except it Louisiana where they had to pass a law in 2018 to get everybody to stop.


Humans anal probing animals that is.
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:09 pm to
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sliding into senility.
She was more sliding totally head first.
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:10 pm to
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Why do aliens probe our rectums?

Because it's where most people keep their heads.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:52 pm to
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I actually kinda miss old Yoga Girl

Yoga Girl is in the chemtrail thread that's going on right now. Be careful you don't accidentally post in the wrong window; it'll destroy the illusion.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 4:59 pm to
Aliens are nothing but a bunch of arse eating millineals
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