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Why do aliens probe our rectums?

Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:09 pm
It is retaliation for launching dildos at them.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38235 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:10 pm to
stick to posting babe threads.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:10 pm to
Let DavidtheGnome have his terrible jokes.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:11 pm to
Same reason dogs sniff each other’s butts. The a-hole is the window to the soul.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:11 pm to
They are counting the rings to see how old we are.

That or trying to rescue Lemiwinks.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:15 pm to
Because usually the people in alien encounters have no teeth to be identified by.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:15 pm to
Seeing how much corn ya been eating
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:16 pm to
DavidTheGnome wants his thread back
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:16 pm to
Rectum?! Damn near killed him!
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:21 pm to
Gayliens.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:21 pm to
That wasn’t an alien probe Darth. You did amateur porn. Congrats.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:23 pm to
If ou have to ask, then you wouldn't understand
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:25 pm to
They’re really into butt stuff?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:26 pm to
I miss Penn and Teller's bullshite.
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Why do aliens probe our rectums?

To locate the Klingons circling Uranus.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33959 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:32 pm to
Because they can.




You see, they can circumvent the current Louisiana "Crimes against nature" laws.

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