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Why do aliens probe our rectums?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:09 pm
It is retaliation for launching dildos at them.


Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:10 pm to DarthRebel
stick to posting babe threads.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:10 pm to DarthRebel
Let DavidtheGnome have his terrible jokes.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:11 pm to DarthRebel
Same reason dogs sniff each other’s butts. The a-hole is the window to the soul.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:11 pm to DarthRebel
They are counting the rings to see how old we are.
That or trying to rescue Lemiwinks.
That or trying to rescue Lemiwinks.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:15 pm to DarthRebel
Because usually the people in alien encounters have no teeth to be identified by.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:15 pm to DarthRebel
Seeing how much corn ya been eating
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:16 pm to DarthRebel
DavidTheGnome wants his thread back
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:16 pm to DarthRebel
Rectum?! Damn near killed him!
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:21 pm to DarthRebel
That wasn’t an alien probe Darth. You did amateur porn. Congrats.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:23 pm to DarthRebel
If ou have to ask, then you wouldn't understand
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:25 pm to DarthRebel
They’re really into butt stuff? 
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:32 pm to DarthRebel
quote:
Why do aliens probe our rectums?
To locate the Klingons circling Uranus.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 3:32 pm to DarthRebel
Because they can.
You see, they can circumvent the current Louisiana "Crimes against nature" laws.
You see, they can circumvent the current Louisiana "Crimes against nature" laws.
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