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re: Why dancing is magical
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:02 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:02 pm to Jon Ham
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You are not only allowed, but encouraged to move in absolute freedom. The more wild and original, the better.
What? No, That’s just gyration.
Dancing has some form, some rhythm, some pattern.
Baryshnikov...now there was a dancer
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:04 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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I can tell you this. A man who can dance, no matter how ugly he is, can get more Grade A pussy than he can handle
This is true. I’m as ugly as sin but on the dance floor, I was the king.
Went to a wedding and danced with the old ladies, the moms, and before I knew it I had the pretty girls coming up wondering when it was gonna be there turn
Good times
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:05 pm to Jon Ham
Clicked title thinking this was another LSU Coyote weirdo thread
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:07 pm to Jon Ham
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:07 pm to Jon Ham
I used to get in trouble for placing my hands too low on my date during middle school dances and it soured me on the practice for life.
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:25 pm to raceboy
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What the frick did I just read
Hey, man, if Kevin Bacon wants to tell you about the freedom of dancing, you shut up and listen. Oh wait a minute, there's someone talking to me in my earpiece. I'm getting word now that it wasn't Kevin Bacon talking about dancing, it was actually a man named Jon Ham, who may or may not be Kevin's third cousin, twice removed. Back to your regularly scheduled program. But feel free to dance if something moves you.
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:38 pm to Jon Ham
quote:Totally gay.
Giving head frees of us of constraints. You are not only allowed, but encouraged to move in absolute freedom. The more wild and original, the better. But you are free to simply bob your head or tap your toe, it’s purely your choice. It’s an invitation for the real you to grab the wheel and steer your physical self until the moment passes and you have to step back on the conveyor belt of “real life.”
Posted on 5/25/21 at 9:41 pm to rumproast
You read the gayest thing you ever have in your life, and you decided to come back for more? Kinky!
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:20 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
You are not only allowed, but encouraged to move in absolute freedom.
Enslaved by the whites man for centuries, Blacks have come out on top in this matter. Me, not so much.
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:40 pm to Jon Ham
Well, I like watching women dance, so, I'd say that I agree with you in that sense.
Posted on 5/25/21 at 11:37 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
The more wild and original, the better.

Posted on 5/25/21 at 11:41 pm to Jon Ham
quote:I love when you drunk post.
Jon Ham
Posted on 5/25/21 at 11:47 pm to Jon Ham
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You get out of bed and go straight to the bathroom because you have to pee.
You “get ready” for work because you have to.
You drive to work in accordance with the rules of the road.
You sit at the desk assigned to you.
You do the work you are given.
When you take a piss you choose the urinal that’s away from the other guy taking a piss.
When you go out to dinner you follow the host to your table.
You stay at your table until you’re done.

I’m going to DANCE!
Posted on 5/26/21 at 6:21 am to SavageOrangeJug
quote:
A man who can dance, no matter how ugly he is, can get more Grade A pussy than he can handle.
This is true.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 7:30 am to The Third Leg
Got to leave a little room for the holy ghost, as the nuns would say.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 8:16 am to raceboy
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What the frick did I just read
Consider the source
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