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re: Why are women in all ED ads?

Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17901 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:03 pm to
Unless you're a fig, the only reason to take ED medication is, well, women.

Makes sense to me.
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
1501 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:08 pm to
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Most women fake it and men can’t tell the difference. So they don’t really “need” female performance enhancers.


If my wife is faking it, would someone please tell her to not take so long!
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108504 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:49 pm to
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I have a theory that if the guys had a shot at the hotties on the commercial instead of the fat old hag they’ve been banging for thirty five years they wouldn’t need the pills.


Been saying this for years
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:18 am to


My wife just got the new kegal shrinker 2000. Gee let me tell ya, It is swell.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92650 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:01 am to
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If my wife is faking it, would someone please tell her to not take so long!


Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172764 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:03 am to
Because Bob Dole is dead

Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
10042 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:19 am to
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So they don’t really “need” female performance enhancers.


They don’t need a pill. It is called acting. Some women could be nominated for an academy award for best actress if they do it right.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70578 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:32 am to
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I have a theory that if the guys had a shot at the hotties on the commercial instead of the fat old hag they’ve been banging for thirty five years they wouldn’t need the pills.
Theres no prescription to directly treat poor marital investment.

Doesn’t matter what component of it one considers.

<——#winning

(Hey Honey!)

Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6545 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:35 am to
The Flova Scotia commerical from super troopers 2 would sum it up
This post was edited on 10/3/24 at 6:36 am
Posted by MichiganTiger
Where Global Warming is Welcomed!
Member since Dec 2004
7860 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:39 am to
Why is the food in restaurant commercials?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66786 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:05 am to
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If my wife is faking it, would someone please tell her to not take so long!



I have 40 years ground work put in on this woman. There is no way my wife is faking it. You cant convince me otherwise.


Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6623 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:20 am to
because they understand the male psyche, the message is "if you take our pill you can have sex with a women like this"
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18757 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:29 am to
Same reason why chicks that are blonde with fake tits get jobs in medical sales and alcohol sales.

Dudes are comically thirsty and can’t think when attractive women are in front of them
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5325 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:54 am to
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kegal shrinker 2000


yeah i had to look this one up. fancy name. knowledge is power.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14202 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:59 am to
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I have a theory that if the guys had a shot at the hotties on the commercial instead of the fat old hag they’ve been banging for thirty five years they wouldn’t need the pills.




Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
805 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 8:28 am to
It’s so you’ll throw money at pussy instead of beating off and getting on with your life and making money for yourself and retiring young.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43333 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 8:38 am to
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Solid strategy right there. Even if it doesn't work.



It hasn't worked yet, but it makes me feel better.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49947 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 8:41 am to
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Every time one of these commercials comes on, I make a very loud comment about how cool it is that there are women over the age of 40 that still want to have sex with their husband. Wife just rolls her eyes and goes back to messaging on Facebook with Jody


Fify
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51671 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 8:46 am to
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Would you prefer men and men? "Why, the buttsex is so much better now that Ramone found Hims."


If Big Pharm really believed in Equity, that's exactly what half of their commercials would say - The Gay Half.

I like the ads with the hot women better though.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8620 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 9:55 pm to
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Because hot women are the best marketers


More like because its women that go “Its OK. It happens some times. Its no big deal”.
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