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re: Why are middle-aged white women so damn insane?

Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61185 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:24 pm to
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My ex-wife-in-residence thinks our neighbors spy on us.



You still live with your ex-wife? It seems as though these arrangements never end up good.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:25 pm to
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When you live someone else's life, it's miserable. Most of these people don't know who they really are.



So so true

They grew watching shows telling them what they want and when they get there they realize it's empty
Posted by ZeekFreak
Member since Jun 2017
583 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:29 pm to
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Man, you don't know what crazy is.

My ex-wife-in-residence thinks our neighbors spy on us. When the refrigerator motor runs, she believes that are doing it. We had a breaker flip last night - blames it on the neighbors. Tapes over every light/LED in the house (DVD player, TV power light, etc.). Goes to work and comments on how there are new cracks in the parking lot. Anything that goes wrong with any technology is some plot by a third party. Cars follow her all the time. She's generally very sweet to me but I do wonder if I'm going to get knifed one night.




lol RIP
Posted by ZeekFreak
Member since Jun 2017
583 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:32 pm to
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My wife told me that there are only about two or three days out of the month where a women feels normal because of hormonal swings. She said it's usually happens two or three days before their cycle comes on where they feel great and feel like they can conquer anything. Outside of that, she said the majority of women feel like crap and always tired the remainder of the month.



i'm glad my wife isn't a chronic complainer. That's your wife having a permanent reason to be crazy
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4778 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:35 pm to
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black women are much worse,
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Oh, and I had a black female make me move my work van from in front of her house yesterday. For no reason. I’m parked there with full lights, cones, etc., working in the utility servitude, and this bitch comes out and threatens to “call the cops” unless I move my truck. It wasn’t worth it to deal with her. I packed up, drove precisely past one driveway, set up everything again, and walked back to the servitude.

I can guaran-damn-tee you that middle age white women don’t have the market cornered on crazy.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260285 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:39 pm to
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They grew watching shows telling them what they want and when they get there they realize it's empty


Precisely
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58058 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:43 pm to
Probably b/c they've come to the realization their lazy husbands are only going to get fatter, balder, and dumber with each passing day.
Posted by 9th Green At 9
From where they make gumbo at
Member since Jul 2015
2923 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:46 pm to
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Just going around town, middle-aged to older white women are by far the most insane demographic in the country
Dilly Dilly
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6792 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:47 pm to
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Probably b/c they've come to the realization their lazy husbands are only going to get fatter, balder, and dumber with each passing day.


So which came first, the chicken or the egg. Or is this more of a mutual thing where it was all a downhill trend from the moment they said I do.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 3:00 pm to
IRL 5 and up get attention from an early age. The hotter they are, the more attention. Never get told "no", everyone laughs at their jokes, etc. They never have to form a personality or truly earn anything.

Some schmuck with a decent job takes them in, continues the spoiling etc.

Then when the looks fade and there's nothing left, no one cares about them and they can't stand it. They lash out. Like children.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56249 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 3:05 pm to
You should see a mad Asian woman. Make you pray for a white milf
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 3:17 pm to
im a dumb virgin, but if I ever have a daughter, she is going to play sports, music, or read alot. im going to put her in different hobbies. She will be introduced to boy interests.

Weird Question? : What is being a female like? I got stoned the other day and it terrified me?



just being valued for looks, sex, or the family life... Girls should have their own interests.
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 3:30 pm
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19206 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 3:30 pm to
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My ex-wife-in-residence thinks our neighbors spy on us. When the refrigerator motor runs, she believes that are doing it. We had a breaker flip last night - blames it on the neighbors. Tapes over every light/LED in the house (DVD player, TV power light, etc.). Goes to work and comments on how there are new cracks in the parking lot. Anything that goes wrong with any technology is some plot by a third party. Cars follow her all the time. She's generally very sweet to me but I do wonder if I'm going to get knifed one night.

Congrats on marrying a meth head.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 3:53 pm to
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Dressing up like a kardashian to go out to your uncles farm in st Francisville to celebrate the holidays is not a good look

Oh. THAT'S when it's not a good look?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:06 pm to
I wish you'd define insane

it could go so many different ways
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175816 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:08 pm to
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I wish you'd define insane
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Paige



quote:

it could go so many different ways

like your legs


:rimshot:
here all week folks
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54645 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:08 pm to
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Why are middle-aged white women so damn insane?


All women are insane.

Perhaps when you were younger you were blinded by the pussy and failed to notice?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:09 pm to
Boyfriend eh?


How you doin'?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45735 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:13 pm to
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I wish you'd define insane

Like every guy does...whatever he doesn't want to deal with or talk about that day.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45735 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 4:14 pm to
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Boyfriend eh?

Well, when he's not around to contradict me, I'll call him what I want.
quote:

How you doin'?

Old, fat and ugly. But I make a mean sandwich.
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