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re: Why are females so embarrassed by poo?

Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102089 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:21 pm to
When you are married and have kids none of this stuff matters anymore.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53511 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:31 pm to
When do turds come up in conversation?

“Hey Ashley, you better give it 30 minutes before you go in there. I dropped a 14-incher that really stinks. Must have been the Papa Johns. The Works worked me over”
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24073 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:31 pm to
Why would you want to talk about that in the first place? Keep it to yourself you nasty bastard
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:32 pm to
Because it’s a disgusting act. Be thankful you have a woman who has enough class to hide it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:36 pm to
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I come over and there’s streaks in the bowl. 
and you settle for this..
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10077 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:36 pm to
They are illogical creatures.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60628 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

When do turds come up in conversation?

“Hey Ashley, you better give it 30 minutes before you go in there. I dropped a 14-incher that really stinks. Must have been the Papa Johns. The Works worked me over”


this ^^^^^^^

people who talk about this stuff in everyday conversation are gross
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:43 pm to
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They practically act like they don’t have a butthole.

She never acted like that around me
Posted by BaDoing
Member since Oct 2019
352 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 1:58 pm to
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Women take some of the nastiest shits imaginable. We're talking chemical spill nasty.


I see you met my ex wife
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
1347 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:29 pm to
consider yourself lucky if this is the kind of women in your life. my mother would shite with the door open to the half bath, right next to the kitchen where you were cooking. would even grunt when pushing one out. nothing like cooking a pot of chili and hearing someone blow bubbles with their a-hole 6 feet away.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20001 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18042 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:36 pm to
If a man and a woman are discussing or interacting with her a-hole, it should NOT revolve around bodily functions. Women should keep those as private as possible. Sexual playfulness is a different thing concerning a woman's arse.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10481 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:36 pm to
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My wife just walks in the bathroom and lets loose while I shower. But that’s marriage I guess.


Does she fart in front of you too?
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10065 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:37 pm to
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If a man and a woman are discussing or interacting with her a-hole, it should NOT revolve around bodily functions. 


So medicinal interaction is off limits?
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:47 pm to
People have some nasty arse bathroom habits. Pun intended. And yes. Women frick bathrooms up more than men, more often. Learned that as an RA.

Be thankful yours Ian polite though. Females in my PT program let loose their oral and rectal flatuence like nothing. It’s gross.

And the female side of the species loves its toilet selfies as well.... going for the sexy panty pic and boom. Open toilet right there. fricking weird.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7941 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:49 pm to
I dated a girl that told me her "butthole stinks worse than most people's". I became the shy one in that relationship
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134600 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 2:52 pm to
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They practically act like they don’t have a butthole.


Bet I could find it.
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 5:40 pm to
Dumb question.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 4:08 pm
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 5:41 pm to
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Every woman I’ve dated has been completely embarrassed to talk shite. They practically act like they don’t have a butthole


I don't want to hear that shite, I put my tongue there
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38324 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 5:44 pm to
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I dated a girl that told me her "butthole stinks worse than most people's".


how would she know that? and who elses' has she compared it to??
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