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re: Why are farts funny?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:32 pm to OweO
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:32 pm to OweO
quote:
You complain my threads are too long and you post this shite (no pun)?
You have zero fricking awareness.
It’s like saying pink hot dogs are the same as a sopressata.
Can you even feel it when you fart or do you just shite your pants until you fill your diaper.
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:34 pm to OweO
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You complain my threads are too long and you post this shite (no pun)?
Honestly, I don't think they are funny. It's not that I "take life too serious" or that I am a "stick in the mud". I like to joke around, laugh and make other people laugh with the best of them, but I just don't think "fart humor" is funny.
It's a bodily function and it's just not funny to me. With that said, there are certain situations that I might laugh at if I see happen. I think it's funny when someone all of a sudden takes a whiff of a bad smell they didn't expect.. But that would be funny if it came from someone ripping one or from something else.
If someone smells a fart smell and they think it came from someone specific and they are blaming them and that person gets mad.. That is a situation I would laugh at, but just hearing someone blow arse just isn't funny to me.
Moar quotes plz
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:35 pm to fr33manator
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You have zero fricking awareness.
Bruh, you get triggered so easy...
quote:
It’s like saying pink hot dogs are the same as a sopressata.
If you put a link of sopressata in a bun it can be considered a hot dog.
quote:
Can you even feel it when you fart or do you just shite your pants until you fill your diaper.
Why would you even ask this? You are aware I am not paralyzed right? Because of your lack of knowledge, are you racist against disabled people as well?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:41 pm to OweO
Of course I know you aren’t paralyzed. I just think you suck so I exaggerate your condition to make up funny scenarios. Like your helper monkey changing your diaper and using cayenne instead of baby powder.
Furious George.
Furious George.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:43 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:44 pm to fr33manator
Okay Guy Fiegay.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:47 pm to Bullfrog
This is the kind of desks we had when I was in school; farting on one of them was like farting in to a microphone, which was especially funny during test time when the whole room was quiet.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:48 pm to OweO
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Ok Guy Fiegay
See...this is one of the many reasons you suck so much.
Instead of going with
Gay Fieri, or alternatively Guy Fairy...
You go with this steaming turd of an insult.
And probably pat yourself on the back thinking how clever it is when almost anyone could do better.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:11 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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This is the kind of desks we had when I was in school; farting on one of them was like farting in to a microphone, which was especially funny during test time when the whole room was quiet.
Bleachers have the same effect. Everyone hears it and feels it when someone does it.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:18 pm to Slagathor
I'll bet you're ounces of fun.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:23 pm to fr33manator
I laughed because you said fart
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:31 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:34 pm to putt1058
quote:
I'll bet you're ounces of fun.
I'll bet your opinion of strangers on the internet is extremely sought after and consequential
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:59 pm to Slagathor
See, I think that after you become a parent, you get exposed to so much gross that what was gross before just starts to become funny.
If you are squeamish and are gonna be a parent...
I got pooped and peed on more than a German porn star. But you can’t get mad. They’re just sweet little babies.
But if you can’t see the humor in your uptight, super proper aunt, holding your sweet little innocent baby girl, and then she makes that face and just lets one rip that would make Andre the Giant proud...and then she just giggles...
You’re missing out
If you are squeamish and are gonna be a parent...
I got pooped and peed on more than a German porn star. But you can’t get mad. They’re just sweet little babies.
But if you can’t see the humor in your uptight, super proper aunt, holding your sweet little innocent baby girl, and then she makes that face and just lets one rip that would make Andre the Giant proud...and then she just giggles...
You’re missing out
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:07 pm to fr33manator
More condescension... quelle surprise.
I'm happy to miss out, but you do you.
I'm happy to miss out, but you do you.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:11 pm to fr33manator
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Bork
Keep me out of this baw.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:20 pm to Slagathor
You seem defensive. I’m not attacking you.
Wasn’t trying to make it seem that way
Wasn’t trying to make it seem that way
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:27 pm to fr33manator
quote:
You seem defensive. I’m not attacking you.
I don't feel attacked. I feel patronized... like you think I have a different opinion than you because I'm too young or somehow lack the experience to appreciate the humor.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:30 pm to Slagathor
If you’re one of our FAs, then I don’t think it’s a matter of you being too young, at all.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 3:32 pm to Slagathor
Not my intention, although our sense of humor does change. Some people love stupid reality shows, I can’t stand them. I like old British comedies, they bore some people.
It’s no different than taste in food. Some people prefer different things. I can serve a perfectly seared fresh tuna steak to some people and they’ll want it “cooked all the way”.
Now personally I wouldn’t ever serve them tuna again, but it’s not my dinner. Same with jokes. I do thing the fart being the oldest humor is a valid argument though. Even though YOU might not find it funny, you can’t argue that there is evidence through the ages of people finding Flatulence absolutely uproarious.
It’s no different than taste in food. Some people prefer different things. I can serve a perfectly seared fresh tuna steak to some people and they’ll want it “cooked all the way”.
Now personally I wouldn’t ever serve them tuna again, but it’s not my dinner. Same with jokes. I do thing the fart being the oldest humor is a valid argument though. Even though YOU might not find it funny, you can’t argue that there is evidence through the ages of people finding Flatulence absolutely uproarious.
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