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re: Why are farts funny?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:36 am to fr33manator
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:36 am to fr33manator
They're not - especially when coming from a mother-in-law who both toots and belches on the regular without a single excuse me.
Thanksgiving and Christmas with the family is a regular symphony - cause she raised all her kids to be just.like.her.
Thanksgiving and Christmas with the family is a regular symphony - cause she raised all her kids to be just.like.her.
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Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:37 am to fr33manator
Would have been even funnier if:
“And then all of sudden...,” was a nice touch.
Only thing funnier than a fart is a vart.
quote:
And then all of sudden Oog lets the thunder from down under rip.
“And then all of sudden...,” was a nice touch.
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And SHE queefs.
Only thing funnier than a fart is a vart.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 7:38 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:24 am to fr33manator
Inherent fear of the unknown?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:27 am to Kentucker
This is you
WHOA!
Dude...queefs are not funny. I mean, I can’t even believe you’d say something like that...I mean, seriously, a queef?
I just fail to see the humor in something so foul and repugnant.
WHOA!
Dude...queefs are not funny. I mean, I can’t even believe you’d say something like that...I mean, seriously, a queef?
I just fail to see the humor in something so foul and repugnant.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:37 am to fr33manator
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Why are farts funny?
It's funny to me when silent and deadly.
Those are the best...especially in the grocery line to check out.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:38 am to Bullfrog
I just don't get it I suppose. Farts and bathroom humor just never were funny to me
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:40 am to fr33manator
In high school we all laughed at a fart, and my buddy's older brother says, "What's so funny about a fart? Y'all need to grow up."
My friend says to his brother, "Because it's a noise... That comes out of your butt... and it STINKS!!!"
When you're right, you're right.
My friend says to his brother, "Because it's a noise... That comes out of your butt... and it STINKS!!!"
When you're right, you're right.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 9:41 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:43 am to BayouENGR
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she raised all her kids to be just.like.her
...and you married one?
If my ole ladys ever rips arse around me, she'll be my ex-olelady
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:43 am to fr33manator
They're not IMO.
If someone accidentally does it, I'm mortified for them.
If deliberate, it's really disrespectful. It's the easiest way for a man to become unattractive to me. And possibly poisoned.
If someone accidentally does it, I'm mortified for them.
If deliberate, it's really disrespectful. It's the easiest way for a man to become unattractive to me. And possibly poisoned.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:49 am to Slagathor
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They're not IMO.
Yeah I don't get it. Even as a kid I didn't think they were funny
Posted on 12/19/18 at 9:53 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Yeah I don't get it. Even as a kid I didn't think they were funny
The thing I really don't get is couples that do that kind of thing to/in front of each other and talk about bathroom functions, etc. for fun (something medically wrong would be the only exception IMO).
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:03 am to fr33manator
Yeah, you have to know a woman really well to discuss queefing with her. Some women queef during intercourse so a man has to know and understand what's going on so that she won't be embarrassed and he won't be repulsed.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:08 am to RogerTheShrubber
Maybe (even as a kid) - you're way too serious and need to lighten up.
Farts are hilarious.
Farts are hilarious.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:18 am to Slagathor
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:19 am to 777Tiger
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:19 am to Supermoto Tiger
Or when your kids fart and you all blame it on their mom and she gets all indignant.
Comedy gold
Comedy gold
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:20 am to Slagathor
Excuse me?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:25 am to Slagathor
Oh you sweet, sweet summer child. How I envy the flower of your youth, doomed to fade like paint in the sun.
One day you too will have old lady farts, the kind that just muffle and shuffle out without much fanfare but to deadly effect.
You’ll lift your knees and hit your nipples.
Time spares none.
One day you too will have old lady farts, the kind that just muffle and shuffle out without much fanfare but to deadly effect.
You’ll lift your knees and hit your nipples.
Time spares none.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:29 am to schwartzy
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It’s cheap and low brow.
I don’t disagree...I enjoy more nuanced humor as well...but situationally...farts are still funny. You can’t overuse them though...have to employ them as an unexpected shift.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 10:33 am to fr33manator
Your condescension aside, I didn't even comment on the lack of bodily control that sadly does accompany aging.
I don't find you-know-whats funny. That doesn't make me naive to the effects of time.
I see old age as a gift denied to many.
I don't find you-know-whats funny. That doesn't make me naive to the effects of time.
I see old age as a gift denied to many.
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