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Why are farts funny?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:44 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:44 am
The other thread got me thinking...were farts the start of humor? I mean, it had to start somewhere.
Way back when we were still banging rocks together, talking Quest For Fire stuff...
Oog sitting around the fire with Bork and Ugga. All serious, eating raw meat, ogling the Raquel Welch in across the firepit, let’s call her Booba
.
And then all of sudden Oog lets thunder from down below rip. That sound is timeless, the flubbing of cheeks, maybe even a little squeak at the end.
Ugga and Bork stop eating and look over...Oog looks around like a dog surprised at his own fart...then the smell hits.
That rancid odor, all that raw meat and plants, noses rankling involuntarily. Booba smells it and fans her hand in front of her face.
And then it happens...the first laugh. That unstoppable belly laugh from deep down. Watching Ugga and Bork push back from the smell of a now laughing Oog, they fall clumsily on their log, Bork’s foot goes into the fire, he pulls it out and is hopping around on one foot blowing at it, then Booba starts to laugh, holding her sides in.
And SHE farts. And fart humor is born.
Crazy to think that we’ve been laughing at the same thing as the Egyptians, the Persians, the Romans, the Vikings.
But why?
Way back when we were still banging rocks together, talking Quest For Fire stuff...
Oog sitting around the fire with Bork and Ugga. All serious, eating raw meat, ogling the Raquel Welch in across the firepit, let’s call her Booba
.
And then all of sudden Oog lets thunder from down below rip. That sound is timeless, the flubbing of cheeks, maybe even a little squeak at the end.
Ugga and Bork stop eating and look over...Oog looks around like a dog surprised at his own fart...then the smell hits.
That rancid odor, all that raw meat and plants, noses rankling involuntarily. Booba smells it and fans her hand in front of her face.
And then it happens...the first laugh. That unstoppable belly laugh from deep down. Watching Ugga and Bork push back from the smell of a now laughing Oog, they fall clumsily on their log, Bork’s foot goes into the fire, he pulls it out and is hopping around on one foot blowing at it, then Booba starts to laugh, holding her sides in.
And SHE farts. And fart humor is born.
Crazy to think that we’ve been laughing at the same thing as the Egyptians, the Persians, the Romans, the Vikings.
But why?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 1:45 am to fr33manator
You decided to write an essay about farts at 2am on a Wednesday?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:01 am to CarolinaGamecock99
shite, I’ll allow it. Even embrace it.
Farts are indeed the single most laughed at thing in the history of man kind.
Farts are indeed the single most laughed at thing in the history of man kind.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:06 am to CarolinaGamecock99
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You decided to write an essay about farts at 2am on a Wednesday?
At least it's not an OweO thread.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:09 am to Breadstick Gun
My mind wanders at night, can’t sleep and it got me thinking.
I’m certain i’ve Seen Roman carvings and medieval illustrations that depict farting as humorous, so it definitely goes way way back.
And before the development of language and then, “the joke”, the uncanny audible, olfactory and situational humor of the fart had to be the dawn of...well...funny.
I’m certain i’ve Seen Roman carvings and medieval illustrations that depict farting as humorous, so it definitely goes way way back.
And before the development of language and then, “the joke”, the uncanny audible, olfactory and situational humor of the fart had to be the dawn of...well...funny.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:10 am to fr33manator
Posted on 12/19/18 at 2:20 am to Breadstick Gun
Just think, Socrates probably farted during some high-minded philosophy lecture, (just think of the acoustics!), raising stifled giggles throughout the amphitheater.
Henry the Eighth probably Dutch ovened Anne Boleyn. “Now thou knowest why they call me Henry Tudor, wench!”
An aside,
It always struck me that Henry VIII missed out on a perfect comedy opportunity. He shouldn’t have had Anne beheaded.
He could have had her lowered into a vat of scalding oil.
That way he could've walked by her casually as she was being killed And remarked, "Oh look. it's Anne...
Boilin’”
Henry the Eighth probably Dutch ovened Anne Boleyn. “Now thou knowest why they call me Henry Tudor, wench!”
An aside,
It always struck me that Henry VIII missed out on a perfect comedy opportunity. He shouldn’t have had Anne beheaded.
He could have had her lowered into a vat of scalding oil.
That way he could've walked by her casually as she was being killed And remarked, "Oh look. it's Anne...
Boilin’”
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 2:21 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:06 am to fr33manator
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Why are farts funny?
Bc women can't stop them
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:14 am to fr33manator
I’ve woken myself out of a deep slumber with farts before. Was that real? Was it a dream? Sniff under the covers and smell red beans, then, the wife finally realizes what has happened in her high thread count sheets.
Can’t help but to hysterically laugh because she won’t get out of bed because she’s tired, and can’t use the sheets to cover her nose.
Can’t help but to hysterically laugh because she won’t get out of bed because she’s tired, and can’t use the sheets to cover her nose.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:17 am to fr33manator
Farts are not funny.
In 5th grade, I got sent to he principal’s office for asking the science teacher why beans make you poot.
I did not find the paddling amusing at all.
ETA: The rest of the class found it amusing.
frickers.
In 5th grade, I got sent to he principal’s office for asking the science teacher why beans make you poot.
I did not find the paddling amusing at all.
ETA: The rest of the class found it amusing.
frickers.
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 6:20 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 6:49 am to fr33manator
They just are. Especially if they come from someone you don’t expect.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:01 am to Breadstick Gun
quote:
Farts are indeed the single most laughed at thing in the history of man kind.
I'd have to go with people falling down. Always funny.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:02 am to fr33manator
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Why are farts funny?
You ever had woman buck naked, sitting on your face and then accidentally farts.... shite aint funny
This post was edited on 12/19/18 at 7:03 am
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:04 am to fr33manator
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:07 am to Placebeaux
quote:
Placebeaux
"Freestyle"
Not what I was expecting
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:08 am to fr33manator
Why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good?
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:18 am to LSUfanNkaty
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ever had woman buck naked, sitting on your face and then accidentally farts.... shite aint funny
Tell your wife to keep things under control.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:30 am to fr33manator
They’re not. I hate how kid shows and movies put so much of that shite (literally) in everything now. It’s cheap and low brow.
Good shows and movies are funny without going to that level of butt jokes and farts. Japanese anime don’t have that shite, and they’re creative.
I don’t think it’s funny at all.
Good shows and movies are funny without going to that level of butt jokes and farts. Japanese anime don’t have that shite, and they’re creative.
I don’t think it’s funny at all.
Posted on 12/19/18 at 7:34 am to fr33manator
You know in this scenario, she’d be frying, not boiling. Now a vat of water on the other hand....
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