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Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:50 am to cbree88
She might rough me up, but I would just cancel her credit card. Long game!
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:57 am to Loup
I figured that was the case. My wife has a couple friends who got into it a couple of months ago and I can't even be around them anymore. It is obnoxious. When we moved into our new house they insisted on helping move a bunch of boxes. They didn't outright say it but they wanted to show off their strength.
It was cringeworthy. But at least they are making an effort to stay in shape so I can't really give them too much flak.
It was cringeworthy. But at least they are making an effort to stay in shape so I can't really give them too much flak.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 9:58 am
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:37 am to cbree88
my wife wouldn't even be willing to fight me with you helping her
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:47 am to cbree88
There is so much stupidity in the original post that I don't even know where to begin my criticism.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:07 am to cbree88
She would win by default because I am not going to hit her back.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:09 am to cbree88
I've never once met a woman who I legitimately believed could beat me in a fight.
That includes a lot of amateur and a few professional female fighters
That includes a lot of amateur and a few professional female fighters
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:13 am to cbree88
In a hypothetical fist fight, I would hypothetically beat the shite out of my wife; I’m much stronger and faster than she is. It would never come to that in real life, though, because I’d remove myself from the situation well before it came to blows.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:21 am to Lugnut
quote:
you can’t beat the law
I fought the law.
The law won.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 11:21 am to cbree88
Terrible premise. It is a lose/lose/lose. Say I won the fight, I've just beat my wife.
Say I lost, I just got beat by my wife.
And even if I did win and she hung around, I would have to lock the bedroom door when I sleep and hide all the steak knives, baseball bats, and pruning shears.
This hypothetical fight just isn't worth it.
Say I lost, I just got beat by my wife.
And even if I did win and she hung around, I would have to lock the bedroom door when I sleep and hide all the steak knives, baseball bats, and pruning shears.
This hypothetical fight just isn't worth it.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:17 pm to cbree88
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Who would win in a fight? You or your SO?
Me.
I wouldn't hit her though, but if she got crazy....
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:26 pm to cbree88
I could win the fight, however I would probably be smothered with a pillow when I went to sleep, so I guess that means she wins.....
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:46 pm to cbree88
I lose because if you punch air enough times you get tired and fall down.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:57 pm to cbree88
She's over a foot shorter, and 100 pounds lighter, but I'm sure she could take me, because I am a feminist.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:57 pm to cbree88
My significant other is a 15-month-old pit bull.
So her
So her
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:24 pm to ShoeBang
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lol my wife couldn't even beat me with a baseball bat. believe me, she's tried. Won't try again.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:24 pm to ShoeBang
Double post
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:25 pm to cbree88
imagining getting into a fist fight with my wife has just made me feel trashy as frick..so thanks for that
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:37 pm to cbree88
I have lots of restraint, my wife has none. If my wife wanted to seriously harm me and was to that level of anger, honestly ai would be in trouble. She has no problem playing dirty. She would kick the frick out my nuts, and from there I'd be a goner. Not to mention she took martial arts for many years as a kid, and through playfighting she has shown she knows different techniques to take me to the ground. Not to mention arm locks, head locks, or leg locks that I atleast experienced some difficulty getting out of.
Not to mention nails, she has managed to scratch me to the white meat on my face through playfighting alone, them shits is dangerous.
Of course Im easily stronger than her by an extremely large margin. I outweigh her by 100 pounds. But even if I was mad, I know I could never ever bring myself to do anything but try to hold her down. That and simply trying to block her attacks.
Her fighting with no restraint plus me fighting with all the restraint is not a good outcome.
But to play along, if one day I turned into a POS man and punched her seriously, it still would not end well for me. I won the fight, but when I go to sleep while there's a kitchen full of knives, not good at all. Bye bye balls.
Not to mention nails, she has managed to scratch me to the white meat on my face through playfighting alone, them shits is dangerous.
Of course Im easily stronger than her by an extremely large margin. I outweigh her by 100 pounds. But even if I was mad, I know I could never ever bring myself to do anything but try to hold her down. That and simply trying to block her attacks.
Her fighting with no restraint plus me fighting with all the restraint is not a good outcome.
But to play along, if one day I turned into a POS man and punched her seriously, it still would not end well for me. I won the fight, but when I go to sleep while there's a kitchen full of knives, not good at all. Bye bye balls.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:39 pm to Geauxboy
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No, there aren't. Why do people continue to think this?
Technically there are, you take a legit woman body builder against a scrawny wussy guy who would struggle to lift a 135 pound bar, and he's toast.
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