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re: Who would win in a fight? You or your SO?

Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14866 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:41 pm to
SO is usually the favorite going in- because the cops will be on her side.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102354 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:42 pm to
you take this one on?

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48595 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 2:50 pm to
I'm 6'1" and over 200 lbs. My wife is 5'3" and 115 lbs or less. There are some physical advantages that are just hard to overcome.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40322 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:12 pm to
I'm not hitting my wife under any circumstance.

I suspect I'd have quite a few defensive wounds.

Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40322 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

I would just cancel her credit card.


Some thief stole my wife's credit card about six months ago.


Guy at the bank wanted to know if I wanted to cancel it.

I said, "Naw, man. He's spending less than she does."
Posted by TnMountaineer
Minglewood
Member since Aug 2018
3490 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:31 pm to
I prefer not to hear her bitch. She wins on that alone.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:40 pm to
I'm 6'2" 205/210ish

My wife is 5'0" 105ish


It would be like fighting a toddler
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

My wife is 5'0" 105ish
107 last week.
















Oops.

Um, I heard.
Posted by ragincajun77
Member since Jul 2019
911 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:44 pm to
Why would I get in a fight with my wife?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 3:46 pm to
She has keys to my gun box so....
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10829 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Why would I get in a fight with my wife?


It happens
Posted by LsuFan_1955
Slidell, La
Member since Jul 2013
1911 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:21 pm to
So, you like those big, fat, 400 pounders? Does getting your arse whipped give you an erection?
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 6:28 pm to
I'm in my mid '50's and weigh 260 pounds at 6'1" tall. I'm not obese or fat. I'm a good sized guy who is in decent shape, and while I don't work out anymore, I still am very active and can muscle through most obstacles.

My wife is also mid '50's and weighs maybe 110 pounds at 5'4" tall....she is a tinkerbell pixie compared to me.

That being said, she would win in a fight any and every time, because I would never dare raise my hand to her. Her strength is beyond physical. She has been so strong in so many ways over the years that it transcends physical strength. I absolutely adore and worship her, and would literally take a bullet for her.

So, to sum it up, she would win in any fight.
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