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re: Who here is old enough tor remember the Cabbage Patch Riots of 1983?

Posted on 11/23/24 at 8:53 am to
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
442 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 8:53 am to
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It was a true event.


It was. I have good memories of my grandma, aunts, cousins, my mom and me hitting Cortana Mall on Black Friday. We moved the T’giving celebration to our house because it was closer to the mall, and they would spend the night. The mall was packed, opened at 6 am, and money was flying. It was the place to see and be seen.
This post was edited on 11/23/24 at 9:16 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68977 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 8:54 am to
I was 13 and didn’t have any sisters. So, in our house, there was no Cabbage Patch mania. The closest I came to it was seeing girls on the school bus arguing over who’s Cabbage Patch doll was cuter.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105460 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 8:56 am to
I still cannot talk about it. Too painful.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20315 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 8:58 am to
I was in 6th or 7th grade. I remember the news reports but I don’t remember any family partaking in that insanity.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
46747 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:00 am to
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Back then, most folks had much less disposable income and no credit cards,

Okay on the income, but are you going back to the 1950’s, because woman seemed to have more credit cards in the 60’s and 70’s. It was common for women to carry credit cards from every major store and gas station they frequented.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19282 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:11 am to
Hard to believe a gay man from Dahlonega Ga stirred up such a shitstorm
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
18431 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:12 am to
cant remember exactly where it was, but some morning drive radio duo pulled a brilliant prank because of it

they publicized that there would be an airdrop, WKRP-style, of Cabbage Patch Kids to the parking lot of a local mall

they announced that a helicopter full of CBKs would be dropping them, each with little tiny parachutes, and that a photographer in the chopper with a high-resolution camera would be taking pictures of buyers’ credit cards

on the designated day, dozens of gullible shoppers stood in the parking lot holding their Visas and MasterCharge cards up to the sky, waiting in vain for their butt-ugly little dolls
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130114 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:16 am to
It was madness...pure madness. People turned into animals. Friends turned on each other. Relatives cut each others throats.

I saw a Meemaw tear the face off of a young single mother.

If you were in the 'Patch, you were in the shite, and you'd never be the same after
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
21785 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:18 am to
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Yeah, and Beanie Babies was just as bad.


I remember the cabbage patch being worse than the beanie babies. Both dumb as frick.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10152 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:26 am to
I didn't participate, but I watched from afar.

Good friends had a daughter of 'that' age where a Cabbage Patch doll was wanted.
The girl was the only child of two only children with Grandparents.

After Christmas I asked if C. had gotten the doll. Laughter followed. Mom and Dad got her one. Three of the Grandparents (two divorced) also each got her one.

Somehow, there was no duplication.

A couple of months later when they came to my place for dinner, there was not a single Cabbage Patch among the toys C. brought to play with.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2381 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:51 am to
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I member. I also member my mom buying my sisters the knock off Cabbage Patch dolls hoping the wouldn't notice. That went over like a turd in a punch bowl.

And no birth certificate!
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
42073 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:59 am to
Ha, we were so poor growing up that my mom made my sister and I both one instead.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41177 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:59 am to
I had a closet full of them. My mom did the same thing I did when trying to find a popular, sold out toy for Christmas. Go to a Walmart in a small town with a mostly old population. They always have those things in stock.
Posted by Gigi 4
North of the lake
Member since Nov 2010
117 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 10:06 am to
Omg , I was there as well. A friend with me was injured but it was because we were heading up the down escalator , when it came to a screeching halt she lunged forward and her little slides with heels got stuck in the groove and she bit the dust. Needed dental and medical attention It was an experience for sure
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10305 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 10:19 am to
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Yeah, and Beanie Babies was just as bad.


For the lonely cat ladies, maybe.

The cabbage patch phenomenon was shorter but more intense--and it's something the kids really wanted. I'm not sure they cared as much about beanie babies.
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
60654 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 10:28 am to
Ever been here?

Cabbage Patch Hospital
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
61211 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 11:20 am to
quote:

The cabbage patch phenomenon was shorter but more intense--and it's something the kids really wanted. I'm not sure they cared as much about beanie babies.


Teddy Ruxpin was up there one year, too. And I remember the My Buddies. Don’t know if it was ever a “craze,” but that damn jingle sure was catchy. Haven’t heard it in maybe over 30 years, and I’m singing the lyrics to the melody in my head right now. It’s quite the ear worm that will be stuck in my head all day. shite.

Speaking of worms, there were the Glow Worms sometime around that era. Not a phenomenon, but popular. And of course, every kid in America must have had a Lite Bright. And nobody’s mentioned the greatest thing to come out of the Cabbage Patch Kids craze. It spawned the Garbage Pail Kids trading card parody. I couldn’t have given a frick about the Cabbage Patches, but the Garbage Pail Kids were my jam.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68119 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 11:46 am to
I member. Think they were still tough to come by for a couple of years even after.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
18842 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Yeah, and Beanie Babies was just as bad.


This was just as bad


Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
1934 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 12:02 pm to
Was 11, but as a boy I didn’t give a shite about those dolls. I do remember a girl that was a year older than me and she had one.

I thought it odd that she was 12, and was carrying it in her arms out in public
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