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Who hasn’t tried to mimic a porn scene in a Dollar General hoping to get laid?

Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:53 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:53 am


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An Ottumwa man was arrested at a local dollar store Friday after police say he exposed himself to a woman and her minor son.


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Court records state that Nicholas Charles Sheehy, 23, admitted to showing his genitals to the woman and child. Sheehy told investigators he had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film, and believed his actions would arouse the woman.






Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:53 am to
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admitted to showing his genitals to the woman and child


He should have his genitals cut off as punishment.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132623 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:54 am to
I always wanted to be a pizza guy or pool guy for this reason
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:55 am to
I just want to be someone’s step sister
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24348 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:56 am to
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showing his genitals to the woman and child

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had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film


His porn is very very different.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:58 am to
Where’s the guy who shot the robber in dollar general when you need him?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26126 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:58 am to
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I just want to be someone’s step sister

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47709 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:06 am to
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believed his actions would arouse the woman.


Baw learned that sometimes they are just there for cleaning supplies, and week-old doughnuts.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49203 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:12 am to
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just want to be someone’s step sister



Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39312 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:19 am to
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I just want to be someone’s step sister
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:22 am to
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I just want to be someone’s step sister


Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98727 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:25 am to
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Sheehy told investigators he had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film, and believed his actions would arouse the woman


He must’ve forgotten porn is make believe
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:27 am to
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He must’ve forgotten porn is make believe


In this guys case
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 7:29 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:28 am to
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20379 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:29 am to
Oh yeah, because porn movie hookups are so common in real life...………….What a putz.....
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:35 am to
Sadly, this reeks of mental illness obviously.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:36 am to
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Sheehy told investigators he had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film, and believed his actions would arouse the woman.


Always works for me. Maybe he did it wrong.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:39 am to
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Dollar General hoping to get laid?



Back in my day we rubbed it out at the Woolworth or TG&Y Five and Dime.
Posted by warlock1974
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2015
1842 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:53 am to
Ottumwa, IA

I wonder if he knows Radar O'Reilly?

Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15385 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:44 am to
This is what happens when your only sexual experience is watching porn in your parent’s basement.
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