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Who hasn’t tried to mimic a porn scene in a Dollar General hoping to get laid?
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:53 am
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:53 am
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An Ottumwa man was arrested at a local dollar store Friday after police say he exposed himself to a woman and her minor son.
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Court records state that Nicholas Charles Sheehy, 23, admitted to showing his genitals to the woman and child. Sheehy told investigators he had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film, and believed his actions would arouse the woman.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:53 am to arseinclarse
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admitted to showing his genitals to the woman and child
He should have his genitals cut off as punishment.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:54 am to arseinclarse
I always wanted to be a pizza guy or pool guy for this reason
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:55 am to Cosmo
I just want to be someone’s step sister
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:56 am to arseinclarse
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showing his genitals to the woman and child
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had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film
His porn is very very different.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:58 am to arseinclarse
Where’s the guy who shot the robber in dollar general when you need him?
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:58 am to arseinclarse
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I just want to be someone’s step sister

Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:06 am to arseinclarse
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believed his actions would arouse the woman.
Baw learned that sometimes they are just there for cleaning supplies, and week-old doughnuts.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:12 am to arseinclarse
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just want to be someone’s step sister
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:19 am to arseinclarse
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I just want to be someone’s step sister
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:22 am to arseinclarse
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I just want to be someone’s step sister

Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:25 am to arseinclarse
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Sheehy told investigators he had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film, and believed his actions would arouse the woman
He must’ve forgotten porn is make believe
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:27 am to idlewatcher
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He must’ve forgotten porn is make believe
In this guys case

This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 7:29 am
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:29 am to arseinclarse
Oh yeah, because porn movie hookups are so common in real life...………….What a putz.....
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:35 am to gumbo2176
Sadly, this reeks of mental illness obviously.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:36 am to arseinclarse
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Sheehy told investigators he had seen someone do the same thing in a pornographic film, and believed his actions would arouse the woman.
Always works for me. Maybe he did it wrong.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:39 am to arseinclarse
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Dollar General hoping to get laid?
Back in my day we rubbed it out at the Woolworth or TG&Y Five and Dime.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:53 am to arseinclarse
Ottumwa, IA
I wonder if he knows Radar O'Reilly?

I wonder if he knows Radar O'Reilly?

Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:44 am to arseinclarse
This is what happens when your only sexual experience is watching porn in your parent’s basement.
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